Not Now Kitten, Daddy Is Live Blogging His Problems Onto Tumblr

some people don't even deserve a place in your memories

babygirl your enormous eyebags and just barely noticeable tremor have captivated me

every day I need my 40 minutes of lie face down with spotify on time or else I cannot function

I used to give a fuck and look where that got me

S T U R G E O N S T A M P S ! !

I’ve been super busy so take an old snippet of a comic I never finished (ignore the designs being outdated shh)

this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this, which i have only tested at a small scale and not this final version exactly (where i have done such things as further widening the cheeks and finalizing the leg shapes.) i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

Dr. Shamshad Alam, 2007

cardinals are really cool because they are very pompous territorial assholes

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