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Sailor Bee? Killer Moon?

TTP1-JP001 Horobi no Kuro Majutsushi / Dark Magician of Destruction

Level 8 DARK Spellcaster Fusion Effect Monster

ATK 2800 DEF 2600

“Dark Magician” + 1 LIGHT or DARK monster

Must be either Fusion Summoned, or Special Summoned (from your Extra Deck) by banishing 1 Level 6 or higher DARK Spellcaster monster you control during the turn a Spell Card or effect was previously activated. You can only Special Summon “Dark Magician of Destruction” once per turn this way, no matter which method you use.

(1) This card’s name becomes “Dark Magician” while face-up on the field or in the GY.

(2) If this card is Special Summoned: You can add 1 “Dark Magician” or 1 card that mentions it from your Deck to your hand.

TTP1-JP002 Gattai Maryuu Timaeus / Timaeus the United Magidragon

LIGHT Dragon / Fusion / Effect

LV10 2800/1800

“Dark Magician” or “Dark Magician Girl” + 1 Dragon or Spellcaster monster

You can only use the 2nd and 3rd effect of this card’s name each once per turn.

(1) After this card is Special Summoned, until the end of your next turn, this card is unaffected by other cards’ effects.

(2) If this card battles, during damage calculation: You can make this card gain 100 ATK for each Spell in the GYs and banishment.

(3) During your opponent’s turn (Quick Effect): You can target 1 Spell/Trap on the field; destroy it.

TTP1-JP003 Timaeus no Gankou / The Gaze of Timaeus

Quick-Play Spell

You can only activate 1 card with this card’s name per turn.

(1) Target 1 “Dark Magician” or “Dark Magician Girl” you control or in your GY; Fusion Summon 1 Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck that mentions it as material, by shuffling that monster into the Deck, but banish it during the End Phase of the next turn. (This is treated as a Special Summon with “The Eye of Timaeus”.)

Secrets of Dark Magic gets an Alternate Artwork in this set!

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

can't believe the strive season 5 pass got revealed already. this shit sucks.

Art by @skullmercy, who draws my personal favorite renditions of Valentine and especially Squigly. Go follow them their arts rad as shit.