Listen Up Columbia! — Portraits From A Campus In Crisis Photographed By Gabriella Gregor Splaver

I have one kink and it’s not a bad idea but it’s also not the best

I have one kink and it's not a good idea.

Love the post, but the video didn’t play right away and all I saw was a young person with their hands bound and the caption “I got lucky, she’s 14 🍀”…

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The idea of the magic card "Swords to plowshares" is essentially that target creature rejects the way of the sword and becomes a farmer instead, hence you lose them as a combatant but gain the health from their farming.

This is really fuckin funny in conjunction with a lot of potential targets for that card. Can you just imagine you're an average farmer in an MTG plane, have a normal-ass day, and all of a sudden you look to the east, and stretching up past the clouds you see Ulamog, the despoiler, one of the infamous eldrazi titans, a creature that corrupts all that is good by its mere presence. And all the enormous bastard is doing is using their massive fuckin tendrils to plow the land and plant potatos, and tend to their flocks of eldrazi spawn, and then it turns its eyeless head thats the size of several cities at you and tips its wide brimmed straw hat at you and continues going about its work.

I appreciate everyone that posts funny tweets so I only have to use one hellsite

Victoria de Angelis