Charles III: Don't paint my hands or face red, I don't want people to think I've got blood on them.
Painter: Of course, your majesty.
hello i really hate to ask, but if you enjoy my shirt posts and have a few dollars to spare, I’m a black lesbian living in a transitional house and i have been having a rough couple months financially. I just need help with transportation for work (Ubers $36), i appreciate anything you can spare even reblogs go a long way
ppal + kofi
helen “trans people are perpetuating gender steriotypes” joyce is now upset that the scientific american is writing about how women were hunters too back in the day, not just mothers and caretakers. feminist win!
Spoopy Season Safety
Magic has a lot of cards and mechanics, so kinda wanted to try and see how well people both in and out of the community could fare at one of these. For fairness, I limited things to paper, tournament-legal cards, none of the joke sets or digital exclusive ones. Using current versions of each card's text, presented here as excerpts. Order for the poll was randomized. Reblog for a bigger sample size hopefully outside the magic community.
I hate that I share memes and tweets that I find funny. It’s like telling friends “this is what I would say if I were clever and witty”.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail + tumblr text posts