Charley: Would You Slap Your Best Friend For A Thousand Bucks?

Chat, in all seriousness, do you think Kai Parker would vape???

Because I fear he would pick it up to try, at least once, to see what all the fuss is about. But knowing him as he is, faults and all, I know he'd stick with it. Part of me thinks he would do so because of how he has been set up to function, fixating on things that ease his anxiety, but then, another part of me knows he would stick too it because of how douche it would make him look. Just imagine the side eyes DAMON would be giving him.

Just imagine you're studying in your room, he's on your bed, and then suddenly the room fills with lemon-strawberry-scented sweetness. You turn to look at him to ask, quite naturally: 'What the fuck?' and you just catch him staring contemplatively at the ceiling, vape in mouth, as he looks as if he's trying to figure out the mystery that is life (what he wants to eat for lunch).

sorry, did you say,

“toxic, dangerous, sexy af and could probably kill me at any given moment if they wanted”?

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So I just realized that Kai was sent to the prison world on MAY 10TH 1994, the exact DAY that the blue Weezer album was released (which does make a lot of sense considering the episode title references).

I'm wondering tho if they made it that date intentionally bc of the song "the world has turned and left me here" (which also became one of the episode title)

*runs away* | milo manheim as wally clark in School Spirits Season 2, Episode 1

Burr was so real when he said "talk less, smile more; don't let them know what you're against or what you're for" bc that's my exact mentality when my family starts talking politics.

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

ao3 author: this chapter is very explicit, I’m sorry for anyone who is uncomfortable with this

me, an intellectual: my brother in Christ, I’ve read and composed things that would make God himself file a restraining order *lights a cigarette* you think this is gonna scare me? I’ve been desensitized since the fanfic trenches of 2012