my friend works for a tech service and is one of those guys you call to help you with tech issues and he walks you through them and even can like take over your computer to help and ect. anyways i will never stop thinking about how he told me everyone in his company fears west virginia like when they get a call and see its a west virgnia area code they hate answering bc thats where they get the wildest calls from.
One time thousands of people were out of internet and they were all calling in to complain and he had to tell multiple people “im sorry theres some guy with a shot gun driving around and shooting out the internet boxes there is literally nothing we can do. the police are trying to catch him.” and like. people wouldnt take this as an answer theyd be like well can you fix it and hes like. theres. theres a guy with a shotgun. thats a little out of our area of expertise.
Keanu playing with puppies!
Me trying to write some deep and powerful line:
A little reminder for y’all and also for myself~
“I’m like a rock, heavy with burdens, sinking through a seemingly endless ocean, soon meeting my inevitable demise at the bottom.”
Character A : Hey, uh, do you... Uh, do you know how to get rid of a demon you accidentally summoned?
Character B : Wait, why are you asking ME this?
A : ...How do I explain this without being offensive? Uh, you just really seem like you'd know this type of stuff.
B : I still take offense.
B : Let me get my spellbook real quick-
thank u, next 💋
Giving my girl the post-breakup song she deserves !1! Hope you enjoyed it.
Some amazing book dedications:
First Meeting
Oda eating the popcorn with the orphans he failed to save- (gets shot)
Hello, Lucifer? Your devil is not allowed here, please take them back.