Greengreenminty - You're Too Sweet For Me

Hi yes I would like to buy person A and person B

“Atsushi-kun!”

Atsushi startled. He turned around to see Dazai hopping down the last few steps of a staircase and landing with only a little stumble, managing to make it look elegant. From somewhere down the corridor Atsushi thought he heard a girl sigh.

“Dazai-san,” Atsushi said, and before he realised it he had a hand under Dazai’s elbow to steady him. Dazai grinned at him, and Atsushi hurriedly pulled his hand back. “Ah – did you need something?”

“Hmm…yeah,” Dazai said. He started walking down the corridor, Atsushi in step beside him. “I needed a dose of Atsushi-kun.”

From @looking-for-stray-dogs ‘s Hogwarts AU! here

thank u, next 💋

Giving my girl the post-breakup song she deserves !1! Hope you enjoyed it.

multiple asks for a good omens au. 6000 years is a long time will

Halloween: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

Halloween 2: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

Halloween 3: The owner of a latex mask company sells masks with microchips inside, each containing a fragment of Stonehenge, and each chip will summon a swarm of murderous insects once triggered by a Halloween commercial that will kill the wearer and help bring witchcraft back to the world.

Halloween 4: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

Resident Evil Hollywood!AU (from a chinese fic here)

please ignore the terrible, terrible headline thingies on the magazine cover I have no idea how to do this

ineffable husbands + text posts

he’s not used to have his feelings reciprocated 

Excellent Reasons to give pets Boring Human Names:

1. To see how long it takes co-workers to realize you’re talking about a pet and not a significant other (“Dave and I were watching a movie in bed the other nite”)

1b. or about a kid (“Maria’s not allowed to eat raisins, she’s allergic”)

2. You can use them as an excuse (“Taylor hates it when I get home late”)

3. Eventually you get to say things like “Jennifer got stuck between the wall and the refrigerator again

heroes who power up just as they're about to be defeated in a fight are so funny like can you imagine beating someone up and every time you hit them they just get sexier and more powerful what would you do