Me to my beloved cat: You are welcome to watch me paint and keep me company if you promise not to act like a little fool.
Tommy: *Immediately tries to drink paint water.”
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oH MY GOSH EMMM!!! Does the moon look like a halo??? Or am I wrong??? Btw I loove it!
Mafia Atsushi Bad End: Dazai leaves the Mafia, and Atsushi goes insane in his absence
❝ I want to become a writer. I want to throw the gun aside and only have pen and paper. One man told me that to write a story is to write a person. A man who takes lives cannot write about lives. That’s why I won’t kill. ❞
Happy Birthday Odasaku!! 🖋️ [October 26]
when the customer service rep offends you just right
The way they look at each other while the other isn’t looking.
I love them so much.
Person A: Whoah! Your muscles are huge!
Person B: *sips energy drink* Thanks, it’s from carrying emotional baggage and repressed trauma.
And that’s why Ango don’t let Dazai get drunk with all the sake that he receives
All the idea about dazai drunk was from Lea and Frankie in the dazatsu server of discord
whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?
Ok so I used the text generator that the Grumps used and I got this