Thinkin’ About How As A Kid I Was Afraid To Sleep Alone In My Room Bc I Thought A Ghost Lived In My

Host: alright gang this is going to be an epic showdown! We invited two men into the station who both think they’re going on a date with the same girl! Let’s see how this turns out!

Host: oh..

Host: Well apparently they’re making out at this very moment…

Host: well this took a surprising turn

anytime i find out one of my friends is into the same things as i am i mentally feel this image

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“Okay, so I’m in love with you. So I’m holding onto the idea you’ll ever feel the same way even though it’s physically impossible. So I’d do anything to make sure you’re safe and happy. Is that… Really a bad thing?”

So is it just me, or does every new owner of Tumblr getting announced feel like we’re getting a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?

when will i learn

Resident Evil Hollywood!AU (from a chinese fic here)

please ignore the terrible, terrible headline thingies on the magazine cover I have no idea how to do this

Hey not to sound evil, but if I had the power to cast lightnin bolt on anyone I wanted, I'd use it on people who inconvenience me even slightly

gentle reminder: your voice and your presence is a comfort to someone; maybe a friend, maybe an animal, maybe to yourself; even if you don't notice.