Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.
i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked
The Fool of Firleiouwka kind of destroyed me
no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly
The Bittersweets girl band from the 1960s is so underappreciated (or I just love 60s music too much)
I wanted to add my favourite song Summertime but it's not on spotify :(
What if we kissed on the China-Russia-DPRK border
Catholicism storytime
Ok so I am baptised catholic but in no other way raised towards christianity, I didn't go through first communion. But when I was a teenager I was at the first communion of my younger cousin. So I'm at the church, I shake hands or whatever and then it is time for everyone to receive communion, which of course was not something for me to partake in. But as I was between the benches where there was no room for people to go around me, I moved to the aisle to let them go. But I found myself in the middle of the crowd, all walking towards the priest. I was trying to be polite so I really didn't want to force myself the other way through everyone, so I just went with the crowd, looking around, trying to find a place to escape but I couldn't find any. So as the crowd was pushing me closer, I accepted my fate. But I didn't know how does one receive communion, so I observed the facial muscles of the people before me and decided that they were just saying Amen. And then, I am the one standing before the priest, he says his thing, I say amen and receive the communion. I return to my family and they are wide eyes open at me and they laughed a little.
I really want to know what does the catholic church think of this situation, never had a formal first communion, never confessed, never goes to church, does not believe... Does this count as just an unceremonial first communion? Or like what now am I going to superhell or what lol
as a society i don’t think we talk enough about how fucking funny bride of reanimator really is. the main antagonist of the movie is the decapitated head of the bad guy from the first movie but with a pair of bat wings sewn onto him. herbert tries to bribe dan into frankenstein activities by offering him his dead girlfriend’s heart and it WORKS. herbert then gets so mad that dan’s having sex with a woman that he decides to stick a random arm and leg together and bring it to life to distract himself. it immediately strangles him. that fisheye lens shot of herbert when he’s calling hill’s head a “no-body”. francesca’s dog getting a human arm put on it which is clearly just a guy holding up his hand behind a regular dog. herbert is regularly lurking in the walls. simply the line “my god, they’re using tools!” the movie starts with herbert and dan at war in PERU??? the last movie ended in massachusetts. there’s a specific “goop wrangler” listed in the credits. peak cinema i dare say.
"Are they mad or wise?” I asked myself. I don't know, but if they are madmen, at least their madness is much more beautiful, more sublime, more touching than our sad wisdom.
The Fool of Firleiouwka by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch