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the talk section of the Leopold von Sacher-Masoch on wikipedia is so fucking funny out of context like:

go see for yourself: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Leopold_von_Sacher-Masoch#File:SacherMasochStatueInLvov.JPG_Nominated_for_speedy_Deletion

The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

If you've ever felt good when you did something, that's because youre an addict. You are a fucking junkie and you need to stop right now

But WHEN will the gif set of Tedesco hitting the vape arrive

don't remember when i last worked on this study but I'm never gonna loop back to it so here you go

as a society i don’t think we talk enough about how fucking funny bride of reanimator really is. the main antagonist of the movie is the decapitated head of the bad guy from the first movie but with a pair of bat wings sewn onto him. herbert tries to bribe dan into frankenstein activities by offering him his dead girlfriend’s heart and it WORKS. herbert then gets so mad that dan’s having sex with a woman that he decides to stick a random arm and leg together and bring it to life to distract himself. it immediately strangles him. that fisheye lens shot of herbert when he’s calling hill’s head a “no-body”. francesca’s dog getting a human arm put on it which is clearly just a guy holding up his hand behind a regular dog. herbert is regularly lurking in the walls. simply the line “my god, they’re using tools!” the movie starts with herbert and dan at war in PERU??? the last movie ended in massachusetts. there’s a specific “goop wrangler” listed in the credits. peak cinema i dare say.

even the top gets called a faggot