Not A Dream

Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

Undertale-Themed Cookbook!

(art by hyenafu)

Undertale Cooking is a collaborative project with the vibrant community of Undertale fans. While many of us enjoy drawing or writing, others enjoy cooking and baking, and that is a perfect creative outlet for expressing our love for this game. Considering how many wild and wacky foods the game contains, and how much of the game seems to be centered around food and cooking, it really is a perfect match.

The recipies you’ll find in this cookbook come from many people in the fandom, and span almost every single food item you can run across in the game. I’ve done my best to organize, photograph, kitchen-test and edit everything into a cohesive collection. Additionally, we have some lovely art for the cookbook contributed by some wonderful artists.

Ultimately, I’d like to create a free eBook version of this cookbook, something colorful and bright you can flip through and enjoy. That has ended up being a rather ambitious goal, so it may be some time before it’s completed. In the meantime, we do have a printer-friendly compilation of all these recipes so you can download, print out and then cook to your heart’s content.

A huge thanks goes out to everyone for all their contributions, feedback, suggestions and help with this exciting creation!

–Ruins–

Toriel’s Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie - Done by  sabrepanther

Flowey’s Fire Magic-Infused ‘Friendliness Pellets’ - Done by bonfirepupkin

Spider Cider Doughnuts - Done by toxiccaves

Spider Cider - Done by jaybug-jimmies

Monster Candy - Done by lobstersandcoffeelids

Toriel’s Snail Pie Done by Blue Delliquanti

–Snowdin–

Nice Cream - Done by yfcnvwifeuv

Fried Snow - Done By Jezzy

The Great Papyrus’ Masterfully Crafted Spaghetti - Done by havokwreaker and yesteryears-killer-liner

Cinnamon Bunnies - Done by kov

Bicicles - Done by yfcnvwifeuv

Grillby’s Flaming Hot Burgers and Crispy Fries - Done by avainean

Snowman Pieces - Done by curiouschiroptera

Sans’ Ketchup Pick-Me-Ups -  Done by jaybug-jimmies

–Waterfall–

Sea Tea  - Done by cactustuck

Sea Tea - Alcoholic Version - Done by cactustuck

Baked Crab Apples - Done by jaybug-jimmies

Astronaut Food - Idea by yfcnvwifeuv

Temmie Treats -  Done By Frisk

Dog Salad - Done by pudd1npall3t

Undyne’s EXTREME PASTA - Done by fancifulpotato

Napstablook’s Ghost Sandwich - Done by wexeatxthexrude & chokedonhisrage

Abandoned Quiche - Done by fluffy-critter

Annoying Dog Residue - Done by Rotu1

–Hotland–

Sans’ Water Sausages - Done by wexeatxthexrude

Alphys’ Spicy Shrimp Ramen - Done by unfortunate-outcomes

Endogeny’s Popato Chisps - Done by  joysauceisnotarealsauce

Muffet’s Spider Tea and Cupcakes - Done by jaybug-jimmies

MTT-Brand Human Soul Cake - Done by driedblueberries

–Hotel–

MTT-Brand Glamburgers - Done by Scholomance

MTT-Brand Face Steaks - Done By pudd1npall3t 

MTT-Brand Starfait - Done by alizardnamedtopaz

MTT-Brand Legendary Hero - Done by ollydgaming

Bratty and Catty’s Junk Food Plate - Done by malintatherian

Slush Puppies - Done by orixhime

King Asgore’s Golden Flower Tea - Done by sketcheddd, Lee, and Anonymous

If you have feedback you’d like to give on any of these recipes, feel free to drop a note!

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

thinking about the time my local garden centre put signs up that said "propagation piracy is a crime" and explained that "propagation piracy" is when you pick up a leaf or a twig that's fallen on the floor and take it home and grow a plant from it. I came home and mocked this because it's obviously extremely pathetic and stupid, and my ex got salty and said they were right and I was just like. you literally call yourself a communist and you are defending the right of corporations to protect their hypothetical future profits by classifying it as a crime to pick up a leaf

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

I don't know I'm not done talking about it. It's insane that I can't just uninstall Edge or Copilot. That websites require my phone number to sign up. That people share their contacts to find their friends on social media.

I wouldn't use an adblocker if ads were just banners on the side funding a website I enjoy using and want to support. Ads pop up invasively and fill my whole screen, I misclick and get warped away to another page just for trying to read an article or get a recipe.

Every app shouldn't be like every other app. Instagram didn't need reels and a shop. TikTok doesn't need a store. Instagram doesn't need to be connected to Facebook. I don't want my apps to do everything, I want a hub for a specific thing, and I'll go to that place accordingly.

I love discord, but so much information gets lost to it. I don't want to join to view things. I want to lurk on forums. I want to be a user who can log in and join a conversation by replying to a thread, even if that conversation was two days ago. I know discord has threads, it's not the same. I don't want to have to verify my account with a phone number. I understand safety and digital concerns, but I'm concerned about information like that with leaks everywhere, even with password managers.

I shouldn't have to pay subscriptions to use services and get locked out of old versions. My old disk copy of photoshop should work. I should want to upgrade eventually because I like photoshop and supporting the business. Adobe is a whole other can of worms here.

Streaming is so splintered across everything. Shows release so fast. Things don't get physical releases. I can't stream a movie I own digitally to friends because the share-screen blocks it, even though I own two digital copies, even though I own a physical copy.

I have an iPod, and I had to install a third party OS to easily put my music on it without having to tangle with iTunes. Spotify bricked hardware I purchased because they were unwillingly to upkeep it. They don't pay their artists. iTunes isn't even iTunes anymore and Apple struggles to upkeep it.

My TV shows me ads on the home screen. My dad lost access to eBook he purchased because they were digital and got revoked by the company distributing them. Hitman 1-3 only runs online most of the time. Flash died and is staying alive because people love it and made efforts to keep it up.

I have to click "not now" and can't click "no". I don't just get emails, they want to text me to purchase things online too. My windows start search bar searches online, not just my computer. Everything is blindly called an app now. Everything wants me to upload to the cloud. These are good tools! But why am I forced to use them! Why am I not allowed to own or control them?

No more!!!!! I love my iPod with so much storage and FLAC files. I love having all my fics on my harddrive. I love having USBs and backups. I love running scripts to gut suck stuff out of my Windows computer I don't want that spies on me. I love having forums. I love sending letters. I love neocities and webpages and webrings. I will not be scanning QR codes. Please hand me a physical menu. If I didn't need a smartphone for work I'd get a "dumb" phone so fast. I want things to have buttons. I want to use a mouse. I want replaceable batteries. I want the right to repair. I grew up online and I won't forget how it was!