Please Baby Come Back I Promise I Won't Transmit Horrific Images Into Your Mind Via Our Psychic Bond

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

“Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart.”

— William C. Hannan (via theperfeqtquotes)

Oh my god what Hoizer song is this?

new love languages dropped (i saw it all in a dream)

• boobs

• eating together

• theft

• pure devotion which makes you turn a blind eye to the rest of the world

• salvation through your lover's touch

• going through grief together

• blood

i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting

im so pissed. our old doorbell was a stone frog holding an orb on his stomach that would ring the bell if you pressed it. my dad replaced it with one of those bullshit techno apple lookin ringers

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

Mlep

Will u join the challenge?