Adhd Icon Sam Vimes

i understand why undersexed husbands get super into home improvement. my lover’s had an opposite work schedule to mine for 4 days and it’s got me putting joint compactor in my walls with a spackling knife

oh god they're catching on

[Image ID: a tweet from user @ Am1na1992 that reads, "ironically tumblr is the most peaceful place on the internet now." End ID.]

A little bit of girlboss in my life

A little bit of gaslight by my side

A little bit of gatekeep is what i need

A little bit of gaybait is all i see

Hey! I’m H*cking Bored

Reblog to get a doodle of a little animal type thing based on your blog!

So far this will be open until April 10th 2020, but that might change

If i had deer horns and pointy ears then maybe everything would be ok

You know what the second I stopped saying “I wish I had a friend who-“ and started being “the friend who-“ my life has gotten 100% more fulfilling

Money spell. Not asking for large lump sums I want growth of my income, I want stability and steadiness, I want prosperity continuously.

Hi, it's just in, people like me?? Apparently? Where the hell did this come from???? Y'all wildin out here!!!!!! Just liking people willy nilly and all