Shoutout To The Comedy Duo Of TSA Agents I Just Encountered, One Of Whom Called Me "sir," The Other Of

Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right

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4 years ago

LOOK HOW HAPPY

4 years ago
Морфей, до утра дай отраду Моей мучительной любви. Приди,

Морфей, до утра дай отраду Моей мучительной любви. Приди, задуй мою лампаду, Мои мечты благослови! Сокрой от памяти унылой Разлуки страшный приговор! Пускай увижу милый взор, Пускай услышу голос милый. Когда ж умчится ночи мгла И ты мои покинешь очи, О, если бы душа могла Забыть любовь до новой ночи!

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Oh, Morpheus, give me joy till morning For my forever painful love: Just blow out candles’ burning And let my dreams in blessing move. Let from my soul disappear The separation’s sharp rebuke! And let me see that dear look, And let me hear voice that dear. And when will vanish dark of night And you will free my eyes at leaving, Oh, if my heart would have a right To lose its love till dark of evening!

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К МОРФЕЮ / Morpheus

Александр Сергеевич Пушкин  / Alexander Sergeyevich Pushkin  1799-1837

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Graphic - René-Antoine Houasse  1645-1710

5 years ago

Your second most recent emoji predicts how February will treat you


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5 years ago

Try stuff. Put plants in your room even if you aren’t the best at caring for them. Attempt that dessert recipe even if it turns out ugly. Listen to that music you’ve been meaning to try for a while. The world is full of infinite sources of goodness and the best thing to do it to try and find as many as possible.


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4 years ago

“unbinding” spell jar

“unbinding” Spell Jar
“unbinding” Spell Jar

sort of like an “unbinding” jar, i made a spell jar to release the hold my favorite person has on me.

a favorite person in the context of borderline personality disorder is a person who you have an unhealthily strong bond with. you base your self worth on how this person treats you.

INGREDIENTS:

a jar

a picture of the person you are unbinding

two scrolls of paper with your names on each one

string

red chili flakes (used for banishing negativity)

table salt (to cleanse and purify)

black candle (to banish bad energy)

white candle (to purify)

optional: an artifact that symbolizes your friendship

STEPS:

gather your ingrediants. write your name on one slip of paper, and the other person’s name on the other. connect the two pieces of paper with a piece of string.

light a black candle. with your intent in mind (severing the connection between the two of you), burn the string connecting the papers.

tear up the picture of the person. doing so carefully, burn the picture and the slips of paper.

add the ashes to your jar.

add red chili flakes and salt to your jar.

optional: in my jar, i added a ring that she handmade for me.

light the white candle. keeping your intent in mind (sealing off the jar and thereby banishing and severing your bond), seal the jar with the white candlewax.

intent is very important. your purpose for this jar is to channel that bond into it, cleansing your life and banishing that negative energy and unhealthy bond.

3 years ago
No Shame In Getting Your Bills Paid (x)

No shame in getting your bills paid (x)

4 years ago

You know what the second I stopped saying “I wish I had a friend who-“ and started being “the friend who-“ my life has gotten 100% more fulfilling

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