Nothing Beats The Ship Dynamic Of “hissy Black Cat And His Loyal Golden Retriever Bf”

the boops are going to make my phone crash but i do NOT care

do you think if i was having a mental breakdown in front of diluc and kaeya they would hug to make me feel better like i will stop crying if brothers again :)

Merlin Takes No Shits AU (crack)

Enemy of the Week: Hah! What can a filthy, pathetic, lowly servant like you possibly do without the protection of your prince?

Merlin:

Merlin:

Merlin: Hasta fucking la vista, bitch (shitty fireball cgi)

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Gaius: What were you thinking?! The king could have sentenced you to death! Have you any sense of self-preservation, boy?

Merlin: No

Gaius: ...And?

Merlin: ???

Gaius: Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Merlin: Nah lol

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Arthur: Tell me, Merlin, do you know how to walk on your knees?

Merlin: ...Are you propositioning me?

Arthur: (wide eyes) (blush)

Arthur: You—Of course not! What is wrong with you?

Merlin: Cause if you were, I wouldn't turn your offer down. (easy smirk)

Arthur: (jaw drop)

Merlin: See you around, stranger.

[Silence as Merlin strides away]

Arthur: (shouts) I am the prince. You can't just walk away from me!

[Merlin waves without looking back]

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[Merlin enters the Dragon's cave for the first time.]

Khilgharrah: How small you are for such—

Merlin: Can you, for the love of the Gods, shut up with the mindspeak? I'm trying to sleep.

Khilgharrah: (shocked)

Merlin: thx (leaves)

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Merlin: (mutters) dayum shawty thy bumcheeks should be illegal

Arthur: (who's not deaf) WHAT?

Merlin: what

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Uther: [hate speech about sorcerers]

Merlin in the background, seething: 🤌🤌🤌

Remember that this is not the proof that they love each other

That was a last-ditch attempt from Crowley to get Aziraphale to stay

This is the proof that they love each other

Their love wasn't just made real because they kissed

It always existed

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the count of monte cristo but its either kaeya or venti going down into the catacombs

i have never heard a full explanation until now somehow. thats absolutely horrible…I’m also a little ashamed that i claim to deeply care for history, especially queer, yet have never taken the time to research and understand this topic.

A good video that accurately explains why stud is a term used for black lesbians only, not white, not poc, BLACK

I’m not even going to say please. Respect black identities and labels, they are ours for a reason.

THE EXCITEMENT I FELT LAST NIGHT I WAS SHAKING THE TOMES I TELL YOU THE TOMES

Don't mind them, they're just asserting pog dominance

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!