tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario
I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.
seeing people getting a particularly insane chapter three as their first vessel is always so funny to me. because there are so many ways that could have gone, and somehow, on your first run, you ended up seeing that.
first impressions to slay the princess can range from “welcome to my indie game, let’s free a little fairytale darling” to “welcome to my indie game. let’s kill god.”
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when you're talking about the character and the person who likes the character starts typing for a long time
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:
look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly
i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.
mfw looking for arched nose references and only getting cosmetic surgery correction results