I Think It's So Funny How We Bred JOBS Into Dogs. I Have Two Shih Tzus And They Were Bred To Be Lap Dogs.

Celeste: why are we here? Just to suffer?

unmute

throws a dollar at that old man

Part 1 of the Little Nightmares Sanders Sides AU featuring The Actor on his stage. At first you can’t tell he’s facing you because of the position of his legs and then he attacks you if you make a noise that will “interrupt” his “performance” of janky terrible music and jerky motions.

The goal is to get up high above him on the Stage while avoiding making as much sound as possible and flicking a bunch of switches without being grabbed so the bright spotlights all shine down on him at once and he takes a bow. This lets Thomas, the protagonist kid, grab hold of the larger glass pieces in his head and tear them off.

It takes three literal stages to do this as he swoops out to catch you each time you pull one out and heads into another “room” of the stage. (stage 1 is the one in the third picture, stage 2 is a row of seats and stage 3 is a balcony) If he hears you he lets out a furious screech and reaches arms out to get you as more terrible janky music plays.

When the last of the glass falls out, the mask shatters and he shifts back into a child with a red coat affectionately dubbed Red:

Red has the ability of distraction when played in tandem with Thomas. He is able to cause distractions independently by making singing in different areas to call other monsters away from switches or levers.

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yknow qhat i love seeing? people with the "scary" or "mean" or "evil" disorders getting silly with it. thats definitely destigmatizing it /srs

like, if audhd people get to joke around about their disorders, not always treat it with an absurd amount of weight, so does everyone else. i love you aspd people who make jokes about your disorder, you deserve to do that without being called an edgy teen. i love you npd people make memes about it. i love you scary people who get to destigmatize your disorders by laughing.

I'm offering £20/$27.72 full colour bust commissions (cheaper than usual)

I need at least three or four if I want to make it to my next loan installment

Pls dm me if you want a commission

I don't draw furries, only humans (I can't draw animals)

Payment will be through paypal

Examples of my art:

Pls reblog I beg

where is my silly dorsal finned tail to wag and big axolotl gills to flare when i see the coolest thing ever, it isn't fair

I feel like I don't have enough body language. I don't have ears to perk up when I'm interested in something, I don't have fangs to bare at people, I can't snarl, I can't howl at the moon and I can't bark at people.

🚨!!! PLEASE RB !!! TRYING TO ESCAPE ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD !!! 🚨

tw for medication, parental abuse, transphobia //

opening up something new with these commissions while I try to get diagnoses for my ADHD/depression/etc (that I wasn’t allowed by my family to screen for), as well as getting through undergrad at my university, and hopefully get an apartment somewhere away from my abusive household !! please consider commissioning me, or sharing this post if you can’t !!

I also have the classic commissions open, with both digital and traditional mediums (here is an example of the invisible ink/glowing ink).

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hi Eddsworld fandom, I present to you

Seaworld

oh yeah this is gonna do numbers

Edd is a shark, Tom is a squid, Matt is a lobster, Tord is a pufferfish, Eduardo is a tiger shark, Jon is a octopus, Mark is a mantis shrimp, Larry is a sea anemone and Bing is an angler fish