2023 Still Sounds Like One Of Those Made Up Distant Years Someone Would Accidentally End Up In On A Time

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

explain ur reasoning in the tags ... :)

Self-defense? He’s 6 years old ffs…I can’t

Master of Alchemy

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

h-hewwo and wewcome to my TED talk- *a steel beam falls from the ceiling and crushes me to death*

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clowns smoking at the birthday party

alright i can fw that

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

Guys 2014 is in two months

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.