In the spirit of upcoming ap exams
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
Descendants really stood on business when it came to Ben’s Burger King plastic crown. They could’ve changed the prop between movies and nobody would’ve batted an eye. But they really said this is OUR prop deal with it.
me and the other five lab rats fans pulling up to the function:
nice use of your cover story there, champ 👍
my reaction to this entire arc
Genuinely I think at this point the whole "Daphne was just useless in the original series" is misogyny. She and Fred did the exact same stuff, found the same amount of clues as each other (if anything daphne found more) and were both the "faces" of the gang. Basically the only thing Daphne didn't do that Fred did was drive the van.
And if you include the Scrappy era she did that too and also found more stuff cause she stuck with the gang
The "danger prone" bit is just as much Shaggy as her, and if anything I associate "falling into a trap door" with him over her (not to mention Fred does it IN THE TITLE SEQUENCE). And the whole Kidnapping thing is like. Barely there? It happens with the clown and I can't remember many more instances in WAY.
Anyways all of this to say we have no need for plotlines in Scooby-Doo films where Daphne "works to have a place in the gang" SHE HAS ONE SHE'S THEIR FRIEND AND SHE FINDS CLUES AND SHE CAN DO ANYTHING WITH LIMITED RESOURCES
I gotta be honest, Jane is so beautiful that it distracts me from the plot. Like oh no, Mal looks stressed, I wonder--omg how are Jane's eyes that big and blue?
Aw, Carlos looks so nervous to ask out--shit her hair is so curly and dark and shiny.
Wait that's so cute! FG is happy for her daughter dating Carlos! That's--holy fucking shit she's so GORGEOUS WHAT.
There's crack in her beautiful eyes I swear
Anyway, it just always seemed hilarious to me that they gave Jane the "I'm not pretty enough" shtick because she's the actress/character who takes my breath away most often in the series. Classic teen movie makeover of an already beautiful girl.
Bonus adorable faces:
Anyway this has been a certified Women Are So Pretty post. See you next time on I've Taken Too Many Screenshots of These Movies.