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i have been young and i have been small. but i do not think i have ever been a child.

Sometimes you almost cry because your partner spends time reading up on judaism and jewish holidays for you. It just means so much because he's put in dedication and time into trying to learn stuff with me. I am gonna struggle to be kosher for passover this year (being kosher is already difficult enough) but we're gonna be at their house this weekend and he's gonna make something with me. And I'm just so excited.

btw if you tell me something and i reply with “oh???” that’s the equivalent of a dog’s ears perking up

outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"

“Will this hurt, Suzanne?” I asks author

“Yes you dumbass boy,” says Suzanne Collins whos was actually the fuck you author

hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo don’t look I have a crush. on this tv show