The Hermits Fucking Hate Dream's Ass Btw Like They Do Not Like Him And You Should Be Embarrassed If You

"I don't like it" Grian says, seeing how Ren has fused Martyn's DNA to his own, refusing to let go of a lost teammate with such ardour that it has changed him to his very core.

And there is no judgement in Grian's voice as he says it. That would be absurd, wouldn't it, what with Grian having spent nearly half the season invoking Mumbo's memory every chance he could get.

"I don't like it" he says, which is certainly true. Grian really doesn't like it. After all, if there is one thing Grian cannot stand, it's having his own flaws reflected back to him...

who else is still stuck in the desert

they make me insane everyday [note : i was gonna edit this to tongue and teeth but i found a better audio, enjoy]

You’re right, I did forget about the pathetic wet cat of a man. The one and only Mumbo Jumbo

And have a ranchers because I love them!

‘m just gonna….leave this here

Why did @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11 make pretty much all of the ddvau characters so DAMN FINE

LIKE WHAT!?!,!

Also, and I actually have no Idea why, I love when ddvau!Grian is all sleepy/pathetic looking.

AND when HotGuy’s visor does the anime glasses thing

Martyn is a beef cake and I love him so much. I think k my favorites out off all the screen shots I took are Scar with the CuteGuy feather. I just love them so much, I think I just like when he’s all flustered and blushing, he’s a cutie.

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something genuinely insane about going somewhere and getting to feel “i had some of the worst years of my life here” and “i was loved here, once” simultaneously.

Grian really went from “Jimmy and Scar are dead to me” to mourning Scar, talking about how he held off on activating his trap because he didn’t want to kill Scar, fully considering him an ally.

And then promptly killing the other BAMboozlers as soon as Scar was out of the way

These men are never beating the allegaytions

Sorry but Scar putting Gem back in Exile when she’s one of the only hermits who’s 100% in regulation is so fucking funny to me

Like Scar did NOT want to ask Grian to clarify what ‘Stragglers’ was, he just turned into a kill people on sight guy and I think that’s beautiful

its almost 2025 we HAVE to do something about music

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

hiii do you have any scarian fic recomendations maybeee? (i've finished TAMN and i need more stuff to read-)

YES I DO!

believing in the country of me and you by remrose E • Complete • 18k words Part of fireworks exploding in the distance > A classic to me! It adds Scarian scenes to the canon Life Series & Hermitcraft seasons up to the start of Double Life, following their rocky relationship.

closer to another shore by remrose T • Complete • 56k words Part of reach me out here > Scar needs to participate in a Vex tradition that bounds him to another person, a supposed romantic partner. The thought of it stresses him out and he calls his ex, Grian, to calm down. They end up agreeing to do this together as a fake couple.

my ever after / is holding you by LovesickPrince T • Complete • 18k words > Royalty AU! After escaping the Watchers, Grian became King Scar's servant. One day someone decides kidnapping Grian was a good idea.

Nobody Feels Like You by LovesickPrince T • On Going • 189,5k words > After winning 3rd Life, Grian is thrown in there again, events repeating themselves. He decides he'll make Scar win this time.

Silver Bullet by PuckParty E • Complete • 109k words > Omegaverse. Scar works in an institution that helps hormonally destabilized alphas and omegas. One of them is the son of a prestigious family and also a pretty tough case that landed on Scar's desk - Grian.

and like an arrow, you broke me down by mochiwrites T • On Going • 143k words > Grian wins 3rd Life. He dies. And then, somehow... ends in the middle of Last Life. Naturally, he goes to find Scar. And sticks to him.

Be The Death Of Me by Mitos T • Complete • 71k words > Grian destroys a temple in the middle of nowhere and almost dies. Scar - the god of said temple - saves Grian. But now Grian owes Scar a life debt and must rebuild the temple, all while thinking Scar is only a priest. And slowly falling for him.

pale in a liminal moon by cornflowerdye E • On Going (on hiatus) • 116k words > Steampunk AU. Scar is a successful businessman that gets offered a selkie's skin to study it for any potential technological advancements. A selkie's skin does come along with a selkie, though - in this case, Grian. I made fanart for it.

wearing thin by sparxwrites T • Complete • 3k words > Grian and Scar decide to win together and stay on the 3rd Life server. A bit haunting. I also made fanart for it.

Baby, just let me bleed in peace by mossman_mothman T • Complete • 8,5k words > Scar has PTSD from 3rd Life and Last Life. He asks Grian to cut his hair.

AND!! AS A BONUS!! rapidfire pwp smut under the cut

gently now, said the moon by Raichett > Beautifully written. 3rd Life setting, Transmasc Grian.

blood // lust by Raichett > Modern AU. Vampire Scar.

at the invitation of any desire by sillyfairygarden > 3rd Life Scar/Hermitcraft Grian/Hermitcraft Scar threesome, Transmasc Grian.

Into You by uhohbestie > Modern AU, Drag Ariana Griande/Scar.

the taste of strawberry lemonade (with a side of spirit) by lavendernlilac > Modern AU, Incubus Scar.

Love me Love me Love me by ClownCar420 > 3rd Life setting.