All Yours

You know how canaries were historically brought into coal mines, because if the mine was full of carbon monoxide the canary would die first and the miners would be able to escape before they died too?

I just found the greatest thing.

This is a canary resuscitator.

When the miners notice the canary getting sick with carbon monoxide poisoning, they can close that circular hatch so no more gas gets into the canary cage, and open the valve on that oxygen tank to keep the canary breathing. In other words, they made a spacesuit for birds.

By immediately giving the canary access to clean air, the miners can save it from the poison. The bird lives. To be clear, this is not for economic purposes, this was specifically created because the miners felt bad and wanted to save the bird.

Isn’t that just the perfect demonstration of what humans are like? We started sacrificing small creatures to save ourselves, and then felt bad and spent our valuable resources on saving the critters too. Because yeah the canary was the only way to test for CO, but it’s a living creature too, dammit!

What the fuck happens in Bionicle?

Okay so the guy made of bugs is the least of your worries rn there’s guys made out of vapor. And then the bug guy turns the main bad guy (who is currently vapor) into balls and shoots them at people to control them with a ball launcher. They keep the evil vapor guy in a big tube and while he’s in there the two most handsome muscular men you’ve ever seen fight and have a divorce in front of it. The bug guy and his gang members kidnapped the All American Rejects. This isn’t even what the main plot is about

I scraped these together on my phone at work cuz someone on Twitter was being a transph0be and claiming to be a Bionicle fan. I wanted to show how easy it would be to "transition" Tahu and Gali and wanted to post them here.

Happy Pride

okay so I was thinking about bionicle at work and realized something, I might be overthinking it this was confirmed and I'm just late to the party, but I want some feedback

Made this for a friend, we both seem pretty happy with it

My partner had a vision, so I gave it life... help...

I'm calling it now, someone with nothing to lose will attempt to make America answer for the crimes we enabled in Gaza, and there will be an attempt from the government to make it a September 11th Part 2: Revengeance. Don't let them. Almost everyone who shipped to the Middle East in the 2000s will tell you their reason for being there was a lie.

Guess what I'm doing~

Trying to do these with roughly the same shape, but definitely wanted to add a bit extra to the Kaukau

That's what I was thinking. Like a series of SCP-style journal entries from the pov of like a matoran oc

I don't know much about SCP stuff but I feel like Bionicle has enough cosmic and body horror themes that it would be thematically appropriate to make a series of like Onu-Metru archive journal entries about the Rahi they were studying. If anyone who knows more about the SCP Foundation wants to do something with that idea please go ahead.