Remember That "three Items From The Store To Make The Cashier Most Uncomfortable" Meme? Apparently I

What the fuck happens in Bionicle?

Okay so the guy made of bugs is the least of your worries rn there’s guys made out of vapor. And then the bug guy turns the main bad guy (who is currently vapor) into balls and shoots them at people to control them with a ball launcher. They keep the evil vapor guy in a big tube and while he’s in there the two most handsome muscular men you’ve ever seen fight and have a divorce in front of it. The bug guy and his gang members kidnapped the All American Rejects. This isn’t even what the main plot is about

This bony feral design for the rahkshi goes so hard

The creature slavered through squirming mouth parts and held its arcing bident above it's head.

"B-bastard sson.."

"Your father... has abandoned you. I know.. my father, and he has marked you for death."

Every time I read the word "blorbo" I picture some kind of baby Digimon

#ACAB

A little theory that I wanna share here: the matoran of light and shadow we got in Phantoka/Mistika years have the wrong color scheme.

'What do you mean, you crazy person?'

I'm glad you asked.

Takua was the only Av-matoran we knew of (even before they had a name) and his color was very much an outlier amongst the Ta-matoran, red and blue (and yellow) in a sea of reds, yellows and orange.

You know what has ties to the light matoran and a blue and red color scheme? Bohrok. A blue kraana inside of a red and orange shell. I don't know if that was intentional or just a design choice, but that got me thinking...

Theory: the matoran of light had similar color schemes to matoran of other elements, with a contrasting colored mask.

But how could this be a theory if I could only draw on one example? So I searched the other matoran of light sets. Blue and black, red and black, Grey and black, green and gray, orange and gray, white and gray. No, no, no, no, no, no. There had to be at least one other matoran to boost the believability of my theory...

Then it hit me. Vican. Black and like green. Just like his supposed Bohrok counterpart.

Of course the lime green wasn't exclusively on his mask but it was something!

Not only that, but when you think about it, Vican could easily have been one of the first shadow matoran, and was definitely the first to start reversing the corruption. So, his color, his light, was returning.

In summary, the matoran of light should have different colored masks.

Much sunnier day for Gali to enjoy

how to watch the bionicle movies in chronological order:

watch bionicle 2: legends of metru nui but then stop before the final scene

watch bionicle 3: web of shadows but then stop before the final scene

watch the rest of bionicle 2: legends of metru nui

watch bionicle: mask of light

watch the rest of bionicle 3: web of shadows

watch bionicle: the legend reborn and realize that this skips a ton of story that was never adapted to film