Latest Posts by h0neytarts - Page 3
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confusion. real.
IMcrying. Not even kidding.
I miss those days when we used to say "bhaiyaa yeh ek page ka answer hai? Aap itnaa saara yaad krte ho"?
darwaaza please.
If you say "there was a cold day" in a british accent someone who speaks hindi will probably open the door for you
desiblr being on number 28 on the list of tumblr communities!! like here's to all of us messed up desi kids who are failing at love and life but are still insanely funny. we are all such little rockstars!!
desi culture is calling a pug "vodafone waala kutta"
Men and their obsession with "thi ek"
#it was the "thankyou" for me
i was talking to my bf over the phone and it was only when his brother came into the room that we said goodbye. except he accidentally didn't cut the call. and i could hear what he and his brother were saying.
his brother: aap dono kitna baat karte ho, is there anything shanti didi could do that’ll make you break all ties with her?
*silence*
his brother: bhaiya muskura kyu rahe ho this is a genuine question
nitya: muskura isliye raha hu kyunki there’s nothing she could do that’ll make me break all ties with her. yeh ladki mera murder kar sakti hai aur mai use thank you bolunga
his brother: chiiii yaar aap romantic ho gaye mai jaa rha hu
*laughter*
I'M CRYING MERI JAAN I LOVE YOU
gravity was a big discovery i guess but nothing compares to realizing girls can kiss girls
*Mutual reblogs something you posted*
Me: They still like me. Thank God.
Is it even legal to have kamar dard when you're just a innocent teen trying to live!?
“euphoria” is why asians have uniforms you can't change my mind
are u even a desi if you haven't vibed to Aarzu by hasan raheem
ngl but it would suit me. *changes into honeyfarts*
I'm rather flattered
so proud of myself today
no but i so want this.
it is the law of the universe that you cannot have two consecutive days of a good relationship with your mother
Bhai why in every indian gali we are insulting maa bhen like unhone toh kuch kiya he nhe phir unko kyu aisa bol rahe
no of men in my life = no. of issues in my life.
Kuch bolne ko bacha nhi but reblog to bnta hai
hava is actually urdu??💀💀
yknow i absolutely LOVE some blogs but then they dont have their asks wala option turned on and im too anxious to dm so i cant be friends w them but hi i still think ur very very cool and ily ok
all this drama of people hating on themselves like I'd die to be a guy and then date a girl like me tbh
i love you unphotogenic people i love you awkward smiles i love you weird angles i love you weird lighting i love you pinterest-inspired outfits i love you side profiles i love you faceless pictures i love you
i love appreciating the small things in life. my headphones that i wear every single day. the sun rising and gleaming in through my windows. omg not to mention opening my window and having cold gushes of wind blow against my face. i love making yummy toast i love it when the butter melts into the bread that makes it look like it’s glowing.
i love going on 1 hour walks and seeing the trees turn into orangey red, spotting a beautiful deer in the midst of the trees, seeing couples or people by themselves just enjoying the peace and quiet that the nearby lake has to offer.
oh and i looove garlic bread.
Math profs saying, "I can factor this" has the same energy as girls saying, "I can fix him"
at this point they might be able to hurt my pericardium but they couldn't possibly break my heart.