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theedumont​:

honestly? that is exactly why i fold my pizza in half when i eat it and why i hardly ever use hard taco shells because those are world tradgedies that people just don’t recognize when they are writing about the things wrong with the world. are you serious? i’m running through all the possabilities in my head of how this could’ve possibly been your fault, – literally like Doctor Strange in Infinity War – and i’m coming up with zero answers here so fuck yeah i’d dig that. where are you at so i can bring some liquor and you can tell me all about this bullshit accident that you had. and of course she wanted to make a bigger deal out of it than it was, i bet her car didn’t even have a ding in it and she was just losing her shit and being a Karen.

The only way to eat pizza is in half... I’ve seen some uppity people eat it with a fork and knife and I feel like that is a whole crime on it’s own. Please, let me file a police report, you are committing murder on a pizza slice with that knife. Let the experts eat the rest of the pizza. I can’t make sense of it, I kept the distance and it still happened so maybe we can figure it out together. Liquor? You’re my kind of girl, drinks go with everything. I can text you my address and we can chill? Maybe a little bit of problem solving. Isn’t everyone in LA considered to be a Karen if they’re not a wannabe influencer? I mean, really.. it’s facts.

HAILEY BALDWIN INSTAGRAM:

@haileybaldwin: talk your shit, bite your lip.

The last thing that you watched that you really hated, like absolutely could not stand?

I think it was the TV show on Discovery Network: Naked and Afraid? I couldn’t turn it off because it was one of those disturbing shows where you know you have to look away but you can’t because it’s too hard to believe it’s true.

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mileycyrus: as much fun as it is quoting that jam, are you okay? and don't you dare sugar coat it!! or i'll smash those bottles.

haileybaldwin: it is a smash hit! i’m just okay.. guys can be such idiots. especially when they’re your ex-fiancé.

tag dump !!

ffsbrendon​:

I swear TMZ plots that shit.  They were probably stalking you and hey, let’s run into her and catch it all.  I wouldn’t put it past them.  They are always looking for the next mark.  What were you blasting?  That is my question. 

I am with you on that one! There’s no way they happen to be there at the right time and place every single time and be completely innocent right? I think we should whip up a conspiracy theory about this. Some good ol’ Green Day, right where it all hurts.. Boulevard of Broken Dreams, honey.

𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝 ✉️  𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚍𝚠𝚒𝚗

James: really...hailey....wow and here i thought you blocked me

Hailey: Who is this, really?

Hailey: I can block you if you don't tell me who you are.

𝟏 𝐭𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐚, 𝟐 𝐭𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐚.. 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐫?

“She’s not getting drunk for the hell of it, she’s getting drunk to numb the hell out of it.” TRIGGER WARNINGS: Alcohol Usage

The clinking noises of liquor bottles echoed in the empty kitchen, an indication the blonde was reaching for her next vice. Furrowed eyebrows and teeth digging into her bottom lip, the model struggled to concentrate through hazy vision in an attempt to read the label on the bottle. Maybe she was on her fourth drink or maybe she passed four drinks half an hour ago, all she cared about was the numbing she craved. Ripping off the seal and popping the cork, she poured herself another glass of tequila. Her hands shook unsteadily and caused a spill, one that she didn’t care to clean after. After all, Hailey stopped caring about everything because her world stopped when the engagement was called off.

Trudging her feet along the wooden floors of her home, glass in one hand while the other held the bottle, Hailey planted herself outside on her backyard porch. Her house felt like a new place for her to be at considering the blonde always occupied herself with work, only to follow-up with a party after a long day. Blinking a few times to bring her gaze into focus, she could have sworn silence never sounded so loud. Being alone with her thoughts was unheard of, and now it feels like she became a shell of a person. Lifting the glass to her lips, the sweet taste of tequila welcomed her and the liquid slid down her throat.

Tilting her head back, she struggled to fight back her tears. Her entire future, the man she thought she would spend the rest of her life with played her like a fool. She remembered that night when it happened. It burned in her memories: the words he spat at her, the mocking laugh and the exposing truth. The rest was a blur but Hailey packed her clothes and left Justin’s house only to return to the one she was in now. Her eyes traveled down to her left hand, greeted by the diamond on her ring finger. She used to wear it proudly but now it was a clutch. A security blanket, thinking he would come back — Hailey knew he wouldn’t.

She didn’t know if it was the liquid courage or the heartbreak becoming too much that caused her next move. Another sip and Hailey rose to her feet. Struggling to keep herself upright, she spotted a match near her fire pit as she walked across the deck. She slid the ring off, eyes darting around her backyard. Memories flashed of the barbecues and lavish parties the couple threw, but now she was lonely and lost within herself. The blonde scoffed to herself, it didn’t matter to her if she would find herself, she was broken beyond repair — but doing the work was a waste of time and energy. Lightning the match, the blonde tossed it with the pieces of wood. Seconds passed and it flashed with a starting flame.

Hailey knew her worth and it was low. Falling in love with him was a drug in itself but the damage eradicated every ounce of her confidence and mental strength to fight her demons. Tossing the ring into the pit, she stood there while lifting the glass to her lips once more. She hoped this would help her start a new leaf... but those chances looked bleak.

ms-gigi​:

LA has the Metro and buses and stuff, but it’s still not always as convenient has just being in your own car. Yeah I know how that goes, gotta work while we can you know? Let me know if you do, you know I always love company. 

Sometimes personal space helps out, I know I wouldn’t want to be surrounded by any risks for being photographed and not being able to escape. Right, we’re always busy doing something. Maybe I’ll fly in tomorrow, it seems like I’m free after 1.

dkmhqs​:

they also add to a stress to the routine, i was so worn out i almost got whiplash. well actually when we go on walks together she stops and refuses to move that i have to carry her every other time, but the moment she gets out? she runs for the hills, i give her love and food and this is what i get? rude. i’m taking her to obedience classes soon, so hopefully she makes some friends or i find a good dog park, i couldnt get another puppy i’d be too much right now. 

stress, lack of sleep, constant worry.. the list goes on and on. anyone who has a child and a puppy needs some special award because that is alot to look after. she’s trying to make her independence known but maybe too much is alarming. dog parks and obedience classes are the way to go, they’re the best places for any puppy to find a furry friend.