Nothing But Peace

DEMONA: I need your help.

XANATOS: Great. Who are we killing? I won’t do kids. That’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.

I was just working on my GoLisa baby fic and then realized that 'where would they find diapers to fit a baby with a tail?" Would they just poke holes in it or would Elisa try to find someone that makes customized baby diapers.

"I'm sorry, Miss, but can you repeat that?"

"It was just a hypothetical question"

"But, why would you need a diaper with a hole in the back?"

"Uh, so-hey, I gotta go, lets forget we ever had this conversation! Okay? Bye!"

I don't understand why people get so pressed about not following canon, like it's somehow some sort of sacred text.

Like fam-I do not care if Goliath and Elisa can't have biological children in canon I'm gonna write about it anyway. 😤

I just thought of the ultimate gargoyles cross over-

The Emperor's New Groove Au-

Xanatos as Kuzco

Goliath as Pacha

Demona as Yzma

Coldsteel as Kronk

Elisa as Chicha

Hudson as the old man, Kuzco has thrown out the window.

Angela and the trio as the kids.

The sheer hilarity of Xanatos turning into a llama is way too freaking funny. It's funnier when Goliath and the others are still gargoyle, but it's never addressed whatsoever.

Gargoyles Concept art.

source

http://danalexanderdizmentia.blogspot.com/2011/01/disneys-gargoyles-concept-art-and-my.html

Honestly. Elisa and Fox as frenemies is utterly underutilized. I want to see these two get into ridiculous hijinks. I want Fox to look at Elisa, grab her by the shoulders and go "come on, Maza, don't you just wanna go apeshit sometimes?" And Elisa just being, absolutely done with her while trying to hold on to her moral compass and Fox's is like - Whoops! I accidentally committed a felony!

And Elisa's like 😑 you did that on purpose.

Xanatos listens to Body by Megan Thee Stallion while he works out. It's canon and no one can tell me otherwise.