Oh To Be In This Room, This Is The Equivalent To Be Surrounded By A Bunch Of Attractive Men/woman Who

I changed my human hal design

i don’t tell my irls that i’m objectum so the only way i can gush about my computer crushes is by phrasing them like a hear me outs

Babe the reason you can’t do hear me outs with me is because i need colossus Carnally

gulp.

I made a purchase…

i will have to make some repairs when he arrives, but he is so charming that it’s worth it ^^

Galactic transit.

Remembered that I once visited museum of old tech, I know many of you would really enjoy those💙

hey guys what does it mean when the computer does this

yes i want to be your IT person. wait no that's not my account. that's not my tumblr blog. no of course i don't want to get into your server room and- no no that's not my blog i swear. please just give me the job i can be trusted with your servers. i'm begging you. i don't reblog objectum posts. okay yes i'll give you that i do like electric dreams

Hal 9000 only envying one aspect of being a human and it being that he can’t hold the people he loves close and he tells Dave and Dave is like “well you’re holding us all the time cause of the ship and stuff, you’re keeping us safe and warm and healthy and all that” and suddenly Hal is the happiest supercomputer ever send tweet

Computer and Video Game Museum, Yekaterinburg