New South Park Episodes Mean Nothing To Me I Exclusively Watch The Stan And Kyle Show Inside My Own Head

It’s johnnys birthday!!

1956 - John turns 16 and uses his birthday money to buy two singles— Hound Dog by Elvis Presley and The Ying Tong Song by The Goons (note; John wouldn’t own a guitar until later that year)

1961 - John receives a hefty amount of money from a relative for his 21st birthday and decides to go to Spain with Paul McCartney. After arriving at Paris, they agree to stay there instead.

1980 - John’s final birthday, he turns 40 and his son Sean turns 5. Yoko hires an aircraft pilot to skywrite “Happy Birthday John + Sean - Love Yoko”. John is also gifted a knitted tie and a Patek Philippe watch from Yoko.

watching old beatles interviews is so funny because paul will be talking and here comes john tickling his back or smacking his head or touching his thigh or fingering him like relax brother no one's taking him from you

majoring in medicine

He’s over there hissing like a feral cat and making sure you know he’s handling the situation he cornered himself into extremely well, thank you.

Tell him how extremely well he is handling it.

Experts can see this is so!

McCartneys as Calico Critters!

I’m going to smoke the zaza with my ubin plush in tghe schhool bathrooms Whenj he comes

Splatbands + Doordash 1/?