Somehow Instead Of Saying "as A Treat", I've Started Using The Phrase "for Morale", As If My Body Is

It’s always

“When will fanfic writers update their stories?”

And never

“Does this fanfic writer have adequate enrichment to engage in writing behaviours?”

Fanfiction writers (Scriptor fictus) are intelligent animals who need plenty of enrichment as well as encouragement! If they’re stuck in poor conditions (e.g. have studies, work, have to actually write to have something written) then they require the proper enrichment to engage in more healthy behaviours, like writing. Remember, due to poor breeding and socialisation, over half of all fanfic writers suffer from low self confidence and executive dysfunction so take care of them!

Give your fanfic writers proper care. Fanfiction writers are a life long commitment.

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

lil mudskipper painting :]

referenced from a frame from this video

Uhhh.... I don't think that's a candle... 🧨

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

arald: be concise: who is will treaty?

gilan: he’s a nerd.

horace: my right-hand man.

erak: the guy who "wouldn't tell me where halt hides his coffee stash under threat of death".

halt: one of the bravest men i know.

alyss, affectionately: a guy with a spine of steel, but that spine is actually the stick shoved up his ass.

gilan, again: a total fucking NERD.

george, scribbling things down: currently polling #3 on the list of sexiest rangers in the corps.

delia: my own personal hero whose name i might have tattooed on my arse once.

edwina, sighing: the guy whose name my daughter got tattooed on her arse once.

madelyn: my honorary dadm

crowley: my third-biggest headache.

gilan, still talking: a stupid idiot NERD.

jenny: the only reason i still have a boyfriend.

evanlyn: the only senior ranger in the group chat who didn’t take the piss out of me for drawing little hearts around horace's name on the battle strategies…

gilan, holding a struggling will in a headlock: my stupid little best friend second apprentice NERD

Obsessed with this. Jumpings