Posting early so we have our weapons ready for the 15TH but also as I keep seeing polls like it and I’ve had this queued for over 5 months 😭
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
Best one shot I've ever read lmao
Obsessed with this. Jumpings
🎶It's my fuckin' birthday! 25 now!🎵
arald: be concise: who is will treaty?
gilan: he’s a nerd.
horace: my right-hand man.
erak: the guy who "wouldn't tell me where halt hides his coffee stash under threat of death".
halt: one of the bravest men i know.
alyss, affectionately: a guy with a spine of steel, but that spine is actually the stick shoved up his ass.
gilan, again: a total fucking NERD.
george, scribbling things down: currently polling #3 on the list of sexiest rangers in the corps.
delia: my own personal hero whose name i might have tattooed on my arse once.
edwina, sighing: the guy whose name my daughter got tattooed on her arse once.
madelyn: my honorary dadm
crowley: my third-biggest headache.
gilan, still talking: a stupid idiot NERD.
jenny: the only reason i still have a boyfriend.
evanlyn: the only senior ranger in the group chat who didn’t take the piss out of me for drawing little hearts around horace's name on the battle strategies…
gilan, holding a struggling will in a headlock: my stupid little best friend second apprentice NERD
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
OK so wild take here
Dr Robotnik + Agent Stone = Mumbo Jumbo
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I mean look he's got black hair and a damn good moustache he and stone both have similar personalities and mumbo is really good with redstone.
Like literally a mix of the pair
Dare I say he's the perfect Fanchild
Artists: @tiredfoxtf @iveoy @ukiyoioi @millastaria