"you Sound Smart" That's Because I've Spent Years Doing Academic Writing To The Point That It's My Default

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"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

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ยท . หš ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž

โ€” the moments in which the members of stray kids realize how they truly feel toward you.

ยท . หš ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž

๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐˜€ใƒป1.4k | ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด(๐˜€)ใƒปot8 x gn!reader | ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€ใƒปswearing, mention of food, depictions of conflict + anxiety | ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€ใƒปdomestic fluff, smidges of angst, hurt/comfort, established relationships

ใƒป๐—ฎ/๐—ป : thought i'd try out a new fic format :-) i had so much fun writing these and hope you like reading them just as much. any and all feedback is appreciated, as always!

ยท . หš ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž

chan is in a heated staring contest with his notepad when the door opens, and he knows that itโ€™s you who comes in, but his head is miles away, tangled in an amalgamation of syllables and rhythms. he goes on to forget that youโ€™re here for a short while, poring over the unfinished lyrics in front of him with undivided focus. that is, until he feels a gentle hand on his shoulder.

youโ€™ve just pulled a chair up next to his desk. โ€œlemme see,โ€ you say, gesturing to the notepad. thereโ€™s a surprised pause, and then chan places it in your hand, scoots closer to you.

you spend the next two hours talking him through his block, but there are periods when you fall silent to brainstorm or to write something down, and chan takes those quiet opportunities just to look at you: wearing one of his old t-shirts, your hair still damp from your shower, completely concentrated. and he knows, then, that he wants to marry you.

ยท . หš ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž

minho doesnโ€™t realize he loves you in a singular moment. rather, he has a faint inkling for some time, and then the rug is randomly pulled from beneath his feet, and all of a sudden he canโ€™t remember a version of his world that didn't have you at its center.

there are times when heโ€™s especially aware of his feelings, though. like when he throws a witty remark in your direction and your retort comes back twice as sharp. when your eyes and smile light up like lanterns as you talk to him about your passions. when one (or all) of his cats hover at your side as you go about your day. when he returns home after a grueling practice and youโ€™re there to offer him your comfort, no matter his withdrawn demeanor or sweaty skin.

he is a quiet lover, and sometimes he worries that heโ€™s too quiet, that you have no idea whatโ€™s going on inside him every time he looks at you. but words have never really been necessary with minho. you know. you just do.

ยท . หš ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž

changbin is greeted by a chilly breeze when he emerges from the gym, and he silently chastizes himself for forgetting to bring an outer layer yet again. but the temperature moves to the back of his mind when he spots you, waiting on the sidewalk, as you said you would. a familiar grin breaks across your face when you see him, and he feels its shape against his lips when he runs over and kisses you, in lieu of hello.

โ€œwhat are you feeling for dinner?โ€ you ask once heโ€™s pulled away, and he realizes that youโ€™ve pressed something to his chest: one of the hoodies that he keeps at your place, still soft and warm from just coming out of the dryer. and boomโ€”the epiphany hits him, instantly and unequivocally.

he is dumbfounded for a moment, just processing the newfound discovery; and then, out of nowhere, the two of you say the name of the same restaurant at the same time. he swears he never believed in soulmates until he met you.

ยท . หš ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž

hyunjin has always held so many emotions in his heart so fervently, to the point that they sometimes overflow in the form of words that he doesnโ€™t believe, in a tone that he doesnโ€™t intend. and it happened again today, when he spoke to you the wrong way in a moment of pure impulse, and the surprise on your face morphed into poorly-disguised hurt.

a few hours later, the weight of his actions sits heavily on his shoulders. when he lifts his phone to call you, his hands are shaking a little, and a breathy apology spills from his lips the moment he hears you on the other end: โ€œiโ€™m sorry, angel. iโ€™m trying, i promise. i really am.โ€ to which you answer, โ€œi know, hyune. i forgive you. weโ€™ll keep trying together, okay?โ€ and your words pull his heartstrings in a new direction entirely.

he asks if he can come over, you say yes, and he tells you he loves you as soon as you open the door. heโ€™s done hiding his heart from you.

ยท . หš ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž

jisungโ€™s contagious grin and raucous cackle come easily to him for the most part, but there are times when he forgets how it feels to laugh or to breathe, times when he wants only to hide from the world and all of its scariest parts. and when you see his figure in the doorway tonight, his face cast in a nameless shadow, his shoulders sunken in quiet defeat, you understand immediately that this is one of those times.

โ€œdo you wanna talk about it?โ€ you ask as he approaches you. silently, he shakes his head: not tonight. but his body language asks for what he cannot verbalize. you extend your arms toward him, and he buries himself in them the second heโ€™s close enough to, his face nestling the crook of your neck, the tension in his limbs melting at your gentle touch. you stay there for a long time, rubbing circles between his shoulder blades, coaxing him back to the ground, back to you.

wherever he chooses to hide, he thinks heโ€™d like to take you with him.

ยท . หš ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž

when felix opens his eyes, the space in the bed next to him is empty, and the faint scent of flour and sugar wafts through the gap beneath his door.

he gets to his feet, throws on some clothes, and wanders in the direction of the smell, rubbing the sleep from his eyesโ€”and the sight that awaits him makes him wonder if heโ€™s still dreaming. youโ€™re standing at the stove, still in your pajamas, hair slightly disheveled from your rest, and there are pancakes in the frying pan before you; sliced strawberries on the cutting board next to the stove. and the look of sheer focus on your face, as if staring at the pancakes will cook them faster, absolutely destroys him. (and he knows in that moment that he wants to wake up to you for the rest of his life.)

with an enamored smile, he wraps his arms around your waist, pulls your back to his chest, and presses a light kiss to the nape of your neck. โ€œmorning, beautiful,โ€ he mumbles sweetly. โ€œhow fucking lucky am i?โ€

ยท . หš ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž

being around you makes seungmin feel like a kid with a crush. he smiles brighter and laughs louder. he opens like a lotus in bloom when you say his name. the floaty sensation he gets when you kiss his cheek or hold his hand persists for hours afterwardโ€”and none of it makes any fucking sense to him. itโ€™s not that he doesnโ€™t believe in love, but heโ€™s never believed that love could feel like this, straight out of a sonnet.

now, your head is on his shoulder, your body rising and falling in your slumber. seungmin looks at your interlocked hands where they rest on his knee, and at the current track displayed on his lockscreen: โ€œstillโ€ by day6, a song about losing and loving, about regret and reminiscence. those bright days between us are over, the lyrics go, and he makes a silent promise to your sleeping form that the bright days between the two of you will never end.

the word "love" still doesn't cross his mind, but it is etched all over his face, and carved into his soul.

ยท . หš ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž

you and jeongin are telling each other about your days over dinner when your phone lights up with an incoming call, and he nearly spits out his mouthful when he sees who itโ€™s from. for a few seconds, the two of you just stare at each other in flabbergasted silence. but then, you raise your phone to your ear: โ€œhi, grandma! to what do i owe this pleasure?โ€

and the voice of his grandmother comes back through the receiver. she tells you that sheโ€™s just gone on an evening walk and found herself thinking of you, so she wanted to see how youโ€™re doing; if youโ€™re taking care of yourself. you rush to thank her, looking entirely flustered, and a bit like youโ€™re about to burst into tears.

with that, the two of you launch into chatter about everything under the sun: grocery store discounts, the recent humidity, jeonginโ€™s bad habits, you name it. and it finally dawns on jeongin how inextricably embedded in his life you have becomeโ€”and that he doesnโ€™t want it any other way.

ยท . หš ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž

ยฉ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฑ (est. 090323) ยท all works are pieces of original writing and all characters and relationships are purely fictional. please do not repost or reuse for any reason.

1 year ago

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesnโ€™t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

1 year ago

thanks for the tag โ™กโ™ฅ๏ธŽ

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i saw this somewhere and thought it would be fun :)

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