Well, Blast If This Isn't The Cutest Thing Ever (besides My Doggy)

Home is where the water is tasteless.

Leo: *to Jason* You think that disapproving glare works on me after all the times I’ve seen it? Step it up, find something new. Ya boring.

(via RyanAbe)

There are 4 stages in life. First, you believe in Santa, then you don’t believe in Santa, then you act like Santa, and then you look like Santa.

i will never,,, in all the remaining years of my life,,, forget the classic lie as to harry james potter looking snape dead straight in the eyes and saying roonil wazlib was his nickname

google just made me so emo

(via rudeweaver)

Shut up, Carl

psa

Black holes do not “suck,” they pull via gravity, like the earth and the sun. They aren’t vacuum cleaners and “sucking” is the wrong word to use. They pull things in. 

also, if the sun were to suddenly collapse into a black hole, nothing would change since the sun’s mass would equal the black hole’s mass. the earth and all the other planets would continue to orbit, except they’d be orbiting a sun-mass black hole instead. 

Thank you for your time.

my heart exploded