You Know What’s Cool? 

Any tv show: science is amazing and can do literally anything very quickly

Me, a scientist: science is the worst. Nothing works and even simple things take literally forever

A Winter’s Tale as Old as Time ❄️

Via Instagram: provocativeplanets

babies playing with pets scare me

please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

There are 4 stages in life. First, you believe in Santa, then you don’t believe in Santa, then you act like Santa, and then you look like Santa.

“Dude, stop following me.”

I’m still shook

Trying to find something to motivate myself and I found this little line from Van Gogh

i will never,,, in all the remaining years of my life,,, forget the classic lie as to harry james potter looking snape dead straight in the eyes and saying roonil wazlib was his nickname

violet and klaus baudelaire would probably consider harry potter’s life to be a holiday