I like to think all iterations of the distortion have simultaneously fantastic fashion sense yet horrible taste. Like a snazzy suit and tie but the colors physically hurt to look at
posts made by TMA fans or by my coworkers watching me walk into the office
Question, do blogs that openly love a specific character enjoy being pm-ed or ask-ed about them and asked questions about said character? Or is it uncomfortable when that happens
Sorry, the archivist put your boyfriend in the skin book…. Yeah, like a pressed flower. Uh-huh, now he's seen as a metaphor of the tragedy of a saviour. No, he's not their damn monster manual
gained so many followers off that who/what shitpost and yet not a SINGLE one of you hooligans is sending your distortion headcanons to my ask box. unbelievable.
oh helen… my gaslighting girlboss….. absolutely shoveling this art into my mouth right now
Here’s the continuation of the Distortion post! Go check out Michael’s page:)
This is Helen’s page
A closeup of the main drawing. I really like this drawing, it’s one of the best ones I’ve made with my markers.
Here’s Helen chilling in her hotel corridors. Tbh I think we should have seen more of her hotel, it seemed very spooky and horrific:3
The background (maybe a tiny bit lazy but I like it):
And lastly a drawing of Helen Richardson! Idk how well it reads but the words on the papers on her clipboard turn into a spiral, just a neat last minute touch
Aaaand that’s the Distortion for you! I hope y’all liked it:) I worked a lot on these. Please request more tma characters you want me to make pages for, it’s super fun to make!
jon is the kind of person to agree to look after a friend’s kid for an evening and end up watching frozen with them and absolutely sobbing at every emotional beat
I can’t believe how little I’ve drawn him when I probably love Elias as much as Jon!
(100% he gets his Eye pins, cuff links, etc. custom made for the AESTHETIC)
Because “gee” is an exclamation abbreviating “Jesus” I propose that every time Link yells “hya” he’s invoking the name of Hylia.
has anyone ever… like…. casually listened to the magnus archives. did anyone ever consume that podcast normally and then just.. do something else. I’ve never met someone who listened to tma and didn’t absorb it into their blood and bones
Me when i lie
(Added the full image description down here this time because it turned out way longer than usual):
[Image Description:
The first image is a digital drawing of the character the distortion from the magnus archives, with michael on the top facing to the left and helen upside-down on the bottom facing to the right, in the style of a joker playing card. The background is white, with warped colourful lines decorating the border. Michael and helen each have a hand in front of their faces; Michael is peeking through his fingers; helen is resting her chin on her palm. Their hands and fingers are elongated and their fingernails are overgrown and spiraling. They are wearing matching pink pinstripe suits, with spiral buttons and white dress shirts with spiral cufflinks. Helen has an afro hairstyle with a section on the left side of her head pulled back into a braid, and laid edges that form spirals along her forehead. Michael has long blond hair that falls in much looser curls across his shoulders. Both of their irises are pink with a spiral design in them. Their proportions are overall semi-realistic; a clean rendering style is used.
The second image is exactly the same as the first, just flipped 180 degrees to put helen on the top instead of michael.
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