Car Sex Just Got A Helluva Lot Easier.

Stop the press, the big question has been answered!!

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

MUJI GIVEAWAY! 

 Hey my lovely gems its @gemsttudiess here (the new account for @disneygirlstudies) back with another giveaway! 

These are my favourite revision essentials from my favourite revision shop! Obviously, to be a studyblr you don’t need nice pens or paper, but I find that it makes encourages me to revise more, so I hope this giveaway acts as an incentive in the way it does for me! 

 What you’ll win:

Beige A4 lined notebook  

Black A4 grid paper book 

Black A5 unlined spiral book 

Beige A6 unlined spiral book 

Beige A6 lined notebook 

To-do list pad 

Six black 0.5 muji pens 

One red 0.5 muji pen 

One blue 0.5 muji pen 

A little message from me and other little things <3

Rules rules rules:

Must be following me (as its a thank you for my followers) and preferably be active i.e. ask me questions, tag me in stuff, reblog my stuff.

Reblog this as an entry, likes are only bookmarks 

You can enter as many times as you like but don’t spam your followers(!!!) 

Its international because I love you all and realise very few are lucky enough to have Muji!

The deadline is August 1st so they’ll arrive in time for new school terms!

I’ll use a random number generator to help me pick the winner.

Not necessary but feel free to tag me with #studynshine so I can see your work too! 

You don’t have to be a studyblr to enter- maybe these supplies help kick start your new studyblr!

Feel free to follow my Instagram at @gemsttudiess - I’m still in the process of setting this up though and it wont count as an extra entry.

 *Disclaimer* I’m lucky enough to be able to work enough jobs to save up enough money to do these giveaways- I work hard to save up and be able to give back to you all for all these years of the support I’ve received! Please not hate x

every harry potter post on here thats not a super tenuous and ill-advised political metaphor is some exhausting 3-part affair where the first part is the op being like “can you summon a patronus specifically to suck your dick lol” and then some rando comes along and adds onto it like “no this is a very beautiful idea. imagine students in dumbledores army learning to summon customized fleshlight patronuses… imagine summoning a human shaped patronus you could date….. what if hogwarts professors knew fun pop culture references and said them to each other” and then the third part is someone posting an 80k word essay-fanfiction about their heroic slytherin OC being the first wizard ever to pioneer the Dickius Suckicus enchantment and starting the first sex positive wizard kink shoppe that ends up defeating voldemort or whatever the fuck

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

from your friendly neighborhood librarian:

all books are good books.  you are not a “lesser reader” if you only read manga or comic books or a “better reader” for reading academic heavy texts.

reading is reading no matter what it is, be it a graphic novel, a romance, a classic, an audiobook, a picture book, a cookbook, fanfiction, fucking whatever, read what makes you happy

reading is supposed to be fun and don’t let elitism sap any joy out of it