I Live In A Never Ending Cycle Of Forgetting To Wash My Water Bottle Until I Give Myself Mildew Poisoning

You Spesh Spesh

what on earth is this supposed to mean

Don't call the cops on a mentally ill person in crisis. Ever. They're far more likely to traumatize and hurt us than actually resolve the situation. No matter how worried you are, involving cops just isn't safe

is this not just xmen

“WHAT IS THAT THING?!” “Oh, that’s the Beast; that’s not its name, exactly, that’s just what folks call it around here. It’s been protecting our town and guarding our borders for generations.”

I'm proud of you for making it this far.

i want to watch hannibal enough times to be able to recite it like holy text btw.

didn't read the original post and was going to yell at you for missing the clothes bracket

i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence

please do not give the puppyboy multiple choices he gets confused and overwhelmed, just pet him and call him a good boy as you decide for him. Please and thank you

i liek women 🤤

I'm not dead yet

rip hannibal you would’ve hated that you died wearing jeans

hugh dancy saying "clit expert" and "ohohohoh" and that vagina smells like fresh shrimp is so...great. LMAO /re that fucking audiobook he read.