hat0nie
hlo am Hat and unfortunately I do not think before speaking
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Imagine if you will a big and large dog. Your not making it big enough in your mind. Okay now it's good. Picture its favorite food is berries and salmon. You want to pet it, don't you? Well don't. What you've just invented is a bear. And you're under arrest for inventing the bear.
Noli, I think you're putting your hatred and bitter towards the wrong guy.
kind of butt but i spent too long not to share. here is footage of noli driving himself to madness and to beef with a 10 year old
90% of gamblers or whatever lets go gambling
also eye view bc i needed to convey how cool it would look in motion
i... exist again???
very good very nice draw my son very wondrously hat approved
Bunch of C00lkidd/teen doodles for this au(this is gonna flop so hard)
I draw him more than I probably should I fear.
How Your Characters Might Flirt Using Food (Because Food = Love)
Because sometimes “I love you” sounds like “did you eat?”
“I saved the last piece for you.” → Literal affection disguised as generosity.
“This isn’t as good as the one you like, but it’s close.” → Translation: I pay attention.
“Try this. No, just—trust me.” → Feeding them is flirting. End of story.
“I remembered you don’t like onions, so I left them out.” → That’s a love letter.
“I burned it. You’re eating it anyway.” → Domestic chaos = love language unlocked.
“You always steal bites, so I got you your own.” → He saw, he adapted. Soulmate.
“You’re not allowed to fall in love with anyone who cooks better than me.” → Petty? Maybe. Adorable? Absolutely.
The Cassandra Complex- webweave (a story on grief and the end of the world)
I got a new tie and bag for my roger cosplay.
I will also cosplay him (if it doesn't rain) at the japanday 2025 in Düsseldorf.
i'm so sorry that i couldn't find you, kid.
Happy Mother’s Day 💞💞
best skin ever have me cost $25555555
wish i had a sword right about now
realized i had this in my drafts and planned to post it a month or two after the wheel dropped and then forgot about it. oops! here you go
"why does it feel like i just got scammed", my contribution to the wheel of wow, a small dialtown fic collection comprised of randomly-generated ships written and illustrated by our group of friends! we released it this past valentine's day, and i'm unbearably proud to be a part of it. please take a gander if you haven't!
the ship generated for this one was, uh, milton r. wallace/milton r. wallace. well i hope you like it (please check under the cut for the feelings/concepts behind the comic and my ramblings on the dialup!)
ive been thinking a lot about the dialup lately and like. okay. milton was opposed from day 1, he never Stopped being opposed, but- obviously the dialup is Unfathomably Unethical, i agree with this. a violation of bodily autonomy on a high-incomprehensible scale. but there is that little nagging doubt, what IF it all went exactly according to how callum said it would, if it accomplished all the improvements to people's lives that it was meant to? (given everything we know it seems unlikely it ever WOULD.)
but damn if me, i, griffin, were posed with the choice to press a button where "quality of life improves significantly for like everyone on earth, and also phone heads happen" i would probably definitely press the button. now, i dont think milt would, but like, this comic is meant to explore that bit of doubt, that little voice of callum's in his head going on about changing the world, helping people. what IF it was possible, what IF it worked.
which is also why, in this, hypothetical post-dialup-milton talks more like callum than he does milton (hence why he specifically calls him "milt" and not "milton" on the last page). that little needling voice of doubt speaking up, that after consideration (ie, this conversation) just solidifies his conviction- that the dialup is something horrible, but also not something he feels like he has the power to stop, anymore.
also phone head notes!
it's an ericsson n2200 wooden wall phone, as mentioned in the first page
i wanted an ericsson model specifically since that's the same company that made callum's model (an ericsson dbh of some kind)- playing on the "made in his image"/callum-as-god theme.
unlike callum's model, this is a wooden phone specifically- it's primarily made of organic materials.
the front is completely blank. there's lots of bits and bobs on rotary phones that can read as facial features- dials, bells- i wanted him to be as blank and faceless as possible, removal of expression and individuality. he's not as much a person anymore, he's a vehicle for callum's ideas and ambitions.
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wish i had a sword right about now
sighs...........
nothing wrong in particular i just felt like sighing....😢😢😢licksyou
Nbghrhh... Shedletsky.... Nnngggrghh... 🤤🤤🤤
wish i had a sword right about now
it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done
Watcha Want // Forsaken Animatic
Hmmm longer than anticipated nap
Yes, yes, I approve of all this information. Very nice. 10/10.
i think i'm having mental issues...
wanna see isopods? i like you
isopods are so cool,,,, im the same but with cicadas, wanna hear cicada facts? there are many many cicada species (more than 3.000) but a lot are undescribed :( i think thats because people normally refer to them as two types, annual and periodical, periodical cicadas are the ones ppl are more interested in because they spend more than 10 years being nymphs underground until they emerge to the surface to become actual cicadas, and also I think that's why they are or were a symbol of rebirth in China, and I have a few more thoughts about it
one of them is that the cicadas' defense method in nature is.. dying. yes, dying. LET ME EXPLAIN: when cicadas emerge to the surface, they emerge in veery long groups, right? that's because they only have like 3 weeks to live when they are actual cicadas, and they mate in that period of time (A curious fact is that they use that buzz sound of their wings to attract each other, both when there is a predator nearby or when they are looking for someone to mate with, and only the males can make this sound with their tail and wings, it's like snapping your fingers.) and they also die in long groups, close to trees, but to the point, THEY DIE TO LET OTHERS LIVE and that's because predators hungry blah blah and they want to eat them. they let them eat them, predators are satisfied but there are still too many cicadas, predators don't eat them because they don't need it, CICADAS LIVE!!!! or at least the rest of em
i made a cicada poem like a year and half ago and yeah they are my favorite insect (as if my name isn't literally cicada but with aesthetic numbers with no meaning)
and psst.. there were also giant cicadas in Palaeontinidae... I need to research more about them because it sounds very cool
CW: cicadas illustration above
annual (left) and periodical (right) cicadas (credits to the illustrator because i found this in pinterest X_x)
OK IM DONE I LOVE CICADAS AND ISOPODS ARE VERY COOL I LOVE LITTLE NICHE CREATURES
Builderman headcannons
hc's for fun, idk how “lore accurate“ they are as I couldn't find much about Builderman lore whether forsaken related or not
Roblox trying they're best but honestly they should just stop keeping Builderman alive atp
"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody
The Party is Hungry! (Face Noob AU)
(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)
Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!
haha loSer imagine goinf instINCt.... im sorry scandinaaviea that was very unfair to you
y dos he look lik shrimp... or fish ... what is a sacambamnwurs
Sacabambaspis is a type of fish that actually existed in real life! Unfortunately, they are an extinct species, but they were discovered in Sacaba around the 1980s, if I’m not mistaken. They lived over 460 million years ago!
I made him a Sacabambaspis because I thought it was a funny combination, and also because I’ve never seen a coolkid sona in shades of gray before…
AND ALSO!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING :3 I appreciate it