I Need To Eat A Food. None Of The Food In The House Is The Right Food. What Is The Right Food? Only God

my sister just asked me if i could make her breakfast tomorrow cause she's tired and wants to have 10 more minutes of sleep in the morning, you know what that means?? it means that i gotta do the best fucking breakfast that little fucker has ever tasted, yes, i'm gonna wake up at the ass crack of dawn and show her how the BEST breakfast is made exactly

Never ever be normal about fictional characters but please GOD be normal about the people who play them, I am begging you

Please take good care of them!

when kafka said “all the love in the world is useless when there is total lack of understanding” and when richard siken said “if you love me, you don’t love me in a way I understand.”

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

the “i had a good time” factor still the unbeatable metric in deciding if media is good

in hysterics

girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right