Please Read This Story Of A Man Accidentally Discovering His Wife Is The World's Best Tetris Player

every day i say things that sound pretentious even to my own ears but i don't how to say them any other way so i just have to hope there's some nugget of truth in there that'll shine through my insufferable delivery

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

im interested rb with your sign & if you prefer gold or silver jewelry

you need to understand i'm undeserving of your love, i'm sorry i can't let myself ever feel completely loved by you

A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!

"It’s often unhealthy to hyper-analyze your sexuality to the point where how you experience it changes where you belong. This is why the idea that broader terms are somehow more restrictive is baffling. Continuously breaking labels down and creating terminology for each facet of one’s identity shrinks communities until it’s just one person convinced that they’re the only one who relates to their experiences. It isolates people and ignores the importance of individuality within a collective identity."

On Hyperpersonalized Sexual Identity

“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

don't have a single follower on this acc that isn't a porn bot, and if other people cannot find me in here, how the fuck do the porn bots find me?!?

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me