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[ 📲 ] Yeah, we were drunk.

[ 📲 ] I don’t think there’s any official paperwork we get for getting married by Elvis, so we can just pretend nothing happened.

[ 📲 ] And my ring pop melted into one of my shirts 😠

@hcllywoodending

{sms ; toni} hey. you got a minute?

Eve Southern by Tiffany Studios, 1929

Toni smiled at their little agreement, flipping her hand to lay palm-up on the table, a silent invitation for Megan to possibly hold her hand. There's no pressure to commit today, but Toni wants Megan to know that she's interested in her.

Her frows burrowed and she puffed out her cheeks at the Amazon woman in front of her. "Don't tell them that! I can pay if I want to."

"Ooh, bar snacks! I'll definitely do chips and dip." Toni fished into her jeans, placing her card on the table. "I'm still going to help pay, you can't stop me." She playfully poked her tongue out at the woman across from her. A finger dragged underneath the words on the menu, her eyes darting between the words and Megan. Their eyes meet, causing an embarrassed flush to spread across her face. 'First date of many.' Oh. Oh! It was a date!

"If this goes well, I'd love to see you a lot more!" Her stomach twisted and turned from nerves. "I just..." Toni looked down, trying to focus on her words. "I don't know if I'm ready to commit to anything right now?" She looked back up to assess Megan's reaction. Her eyes widened, hands slamming flat onto the table. "That could always change! I think you're a very beautiful woman, I just want to get to know you before we put a name on..." Her hand waves back and forth between them, "this."

Her head began to swim, thoughts rushing through her head. Her hands came up to rub her temples, head hanging down. "ugh, I'm sorry. I haven't been on a date in a long time... I'm not really good at the whole 'having a personal life outside of work' thing." Toni felt thick in the head, her mouth moving before her head could think about what she was saying. That's probably exactly the same way Megan had felt and Toni just made it seem like she was expecting more from just one night.

Cute because I am perceived as … small?

What does it mean to be ‘three apples tall’ Do people think I’m extremely short? The meaning is lost on me.

Drinks? Will anyone be joining or is it a 1 on 1 thing.. I will drag someone along if it’s more of a group outing.

You are perfect just the way you are.. PERFECTLY STRONG .. and Big.. 😳

ass or tits?

Tits! Not a lot of people wash their ass properly 😬

Get in line.

AEW dweebs,

Slip Mother Wayne my number.

Tell Nick imma be his step daddy.

Only if it’s a tramp stamp. I can only accept you taking that title from me if it’s right above the cheeks.

Thinking about how I should get “something something cody rhodes” tattooed somewhere. how’s my forehead looking? would you guys still fuck with me if i did that? 😝

[ 📲 ] Yes, I’m okay. You were the best person to ask about this, I think.

[ 📲 ] I apologize if I’m making any brash assumptions here, but, how did you realize that you wanted to be with more than one person?

[ 📲 ] Asking for a friend, of course.

[ sms ] to @judgmentjay

[ 📲 ] Jay 🥺

[ 📲 ] I’m in need of your wisdom and guidance

Doritos and beer? Ooo.. Maybe this was my plan all along.. Lure you into a false sense of security and then take all your snacks

there’s no scary movies tomorrow, right? i don’t wanna sleep with the lights on 😟