Fuck That "fell First/fell Harder" Thing. They Both Fell Flat On Their Faces Because Their Shoes Were

Before Justin and Clay, there was Jeff and Clay.

Be so fucking proud of yourself for passing the hardest moments alone while everyone believed you were fine.

the two wolves inside me, arguing

wolf 1: sherlock holmes is aro-ace

wolf 2: sherlock holmes is gay and in love with john watson

a third wolf shows up out of absolutely nowhere. he is the mediator wolf. he speaks the one truth.

wolf 3: sherlock holmes is grey-aro ace and gay. he is in love with john watson, and he feels that love in a different way than most people experience sexual and romantic love.

the other 2 wolves have finally found peace. they may now rest

*~.It’s so comforting to know I can stay up till 2 am reading the most toe curling, filthy, plotless smut in a warm bed on thanksgiving break. This is what the holidays are all about. *~.

#Joel Miller, certified Dilf™ 

The Jinmao relationship in a nutshell

Maomao: I want to stay by your side. I will do anything you ask of me! I solve your problems. I will organize your marriage and your sex life. I will do anything for you even if it's detrimental for my health.

Jinshi: How about you marry me instead?

Maomao: No

Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) / PART VI + tumblr text posts

idc early seasons supernatural had absolutely insane aesthetics. loud ass classic car. trunk full of rosaries and weapons. everything shaded in green blue tones. religious imagery. daddy issues. early 2000s. endless forests and winding roads. diners and chunky laptops. motel walls covered in articles and newspaper and string. leather jackets and zippos. flip phones. spn got worse cause she left her era.