Happy “et Tu Brute” To All Who Celebrate

honestly besides the romance my favorite part of pride and prejudice has to be how much of a complete Disaster the bennet family is,,,,,,,like mr bennet is sarcastic af and never tells his family anything until like the hour before it happens (“btw ur cousin that you’ve never even met before and who could throw ur asses out on the streets one day is coming for dinner at 4”),,,,,mrs bennet is the total Can I Speak To The Manager mom who always threatens to pass out even if she’s never passed out once in her entire life,,,,lydia practically stalks military men and was once voted most likely to run away from home forever for a laugh,,,,,kitty would probably burn the house down if lydia told her it was a good idea,,,,,mary is the epitome of that one person who memorizes only six lines from a textbook and says “knowledge is power” for three days after,,,,,,,,jane would practically apologize to someone who was stabbing her,,,,and im almost 1000% sure that elizabeth has at least once stood up on the dining room table and yelled at her family “fight me then” when she’s angry,,,,,,literally the original sitcom family

Just me, my tea, and the eldritch horror staring at me through my glass door

isn’t it weird how toxic masculinity is still a thing when the aragorn/boromir forehead kiss should have obliterated it back in 2001

Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

crying screaming throwing up

what belongs to the sea will always return to the sea. when the gods separated him from his lover for months erasing all traces of her without explanation, the sea's son got her back to him.

One of the funniest things Aragorn ever did was shame and lecture Merry in the Houses of Healing for losing his belongings in the battlefield, only for Merry to realize later they were next to him all along and Aragorn was just pranking his ass

truly a world-class hater and we love to see it

Listen, I have seen many a posts to the tune of "Hozier is a fae god!" Or "Florence is a fae god!" And I am here to tell you that neither of them are fae gods. Paramours, probably, maybe members of an Entourage, but gods? No.

You want to know who an actual fucking fae god is???

Kendrick Lamar.

The pettiness. The creativity. The persuasiveness. The accuracy. He had 110 million people across the nation today singing "a minooooor" like it was fucking nothing. This man has cast a thousand-year curse on Aubrey Graham's bloodline that cannot be undone through mortal means.

Now, THAT is some fae god level shit.

Mr Darcy: “My future wife must be elegant and articulate and demuring and beautiful and intelligent and respectful of her station and have the perfect countance for being the lady of the house and be an accomplished woman and-”

Lizzie: *stumbles in wearing mud-covered boots, marches over, and insults him straight to his face*

Mr Darcy: “Never mind, I want that one”

unfortunately I am a chaos bisexual and that means my type is pathetic twink men that look like they've never been outside and also punk/goth women