Helix-rose - Fun Stuff 👍

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Hey fun fact people care about you

We tried once

To be a normal family

Took a photo with all of the aunts and everyone lined up

Arms over each other's shoulders

That picture is on the wall now

And for it having my family in it, how it makes me think of them, I like it

But I don't like it

For how it makes us look normal.

We don't put our arms over each other's shoulders

We lie on top of each other

Foot in my eye

I'm lying on your spleen

And we hug by squeezing like we'll never let go

I called you a cheese earlier, and it's because I love you that we talk this way

And I wanted cheese

Built a tower from cans and posed

And that's how we say 'i love you'

'i love you' and 'i know' on the poster on your wall

I quote it to make a reference, because I've read it a hundred times,

But I don't like Star Wars.

One way or another, maybe our family is especially odd.

But I don't think normal is real.

We relate oddly, like everyone else.

I don't have aunties

I have aunts

Maybe you have aunties, but you're no more normal than I.

Merry Christmas.

pray for those who hate you

pray for those who mock you

pray for those who curse you

pray for those who belittle you

pray for those who laugh at you

pray for those who persecute you

pray for those who can't stand you

pray for those who would never pray for you.

Coward, that sounds like a perfect weekend

Image id #3:

Luigi is looking at a bush and Mario is cooking something. Toad says 'Well it's not like he forgot everything. Amnesia doesn't really work like that.'

(To peach and Mario) 'But what do I know? I'm just 2 toads in a lab coat. The toad on the bottom says 'Hello! You know... Smells are a powerful trigger for memories.' and then, on top of Mario cooking again, 'why not try a scent from your childhood?'

Luigi is looking at a bush again. Blurry, black-and-white Mario shouts 'Luigi! Dinner time!' and Luigi looks at a name tag that says 'My name is Luigi.'

Luigi goes inside and Mario sits him down in a chair in from of some spaghetti and meatballs. Luigi says 'This smells just like my Mama's!' Mario says 'I used ricetta della Mama!' Luigi asks 'How did you get my Mama... ma... ma... ma... ma... ma... ma...'

Luigi looks like he has a headache and a montage of past images goes by: Mario and Luigi getting carried by a stork, them in their animal costumes dancing together, Luigi holding a rope for Mario, and Mario and Luigi riding the same kart in mariokart, all with little yellow and green translucent toads and stars and green translucent eyes, nose, and mustache in the center.

A picture of little Mario and Luigi cheering as (probably) their mother takes the lid off some spaghetti.

Luigi yells 'Mario!' and Mario yells 'Luigi!' and they hug and cry.

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Halp is this how you do it

New Hampshire would be the next Ohio if it wasn't always forgotten.

Change my mind.