For My Friend Alice, Her Husband Overdosed And They're At The ER. They're Not Christians And Her Husband

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

Am I annoying? YES! And YOU probably are too! And that’s OKAY!! We can FORGIVE EACH OTHER!!!

This is epic and I don't mean to break the mood but cowboys are very much still a thing

They outlived samurai and we cry for them 🥲

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

Guide to the New Hampshire accent

Talk with the back of your mouth

Squish words together

Drop the letter t from your alphabet. Replace it with ch or d or just skip it.

Make s sound like a hard sh

In those weird al- words, drop the L. Aright, amost, oways

Sometimes vowels turn into each other for no reason

Sometimes you put t where it shouldn't be, it's just never where it should be. Tetnichally. Atcent.

Never say thanks or thankyou properly. It could be a slight difference, like thinks, or insane, like "Shinkatoo." I'm starting to wonder if there's a statewide competition to see who can say it the weirdest.

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Did you know you can play uno with normal playing cards? Just use the suits as colors, and they already have numbers. Assign the special powers like +2 or reverse to the face cards, and use the joker as a wild since it doesn't have a suit. My usual assignments are:

King: +4

Queen: +2

Jack: reverse

Ace: skip