This Is The Money Cat 💰🐈 Reblog And Money Will Come Your Way!

thhere is at least one sex joke

What's like reading sterek fics:

- eyebrow jokes

- long fingers

- adhd

- constellations on skin or whatever

- learning new words as a non native english speaker

sometimes having divorced parents is sitting out waiting for your ride and other times is walking away while they insult the other

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

Crims

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

the definition of I don't want to share

Musky boy throwing the most red-in-the-face-n-crying tantrum lol

not even mad that haiku-bot is the only reason this came across my dash