Corrupted Samurai

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Note to self: DO NOT get into Chuuya's car after he's had a heated argument with Dazai! No matter how cold it is outside!

- Sigma

College au shenanigans, winter edition:

Fyodor's anemic ass freezes to death so he wears a bunch of layers

Dazai hates the winter because seasonal depression gets him every time. He also despises the cold and freezes easily so a bunch of layers and the scarf that Chuuya almost strangels him with every morning it is.

Chuuya (Dazai's personal heater) doesn't get cold easily but he still overdress because he's a fashion icon ✨️.

Nikolai doesn't fear the cold, the cold fears him! He walks around in a t-shirt like a psychopath but still carries his jacket around in case Dos - kun needs it.

Sigma can't stand the summer heat so the winter is like a blessing to him. He dresses cozily and is in a seemingly better mood untill he sees Nikolai emerging outside in his t-shirt.

Shinonomes should have a cat bc why does no one have a cat in proseka

wow, didn’t think a game could just blatantly say “nuh uh” and absolutely smash my soul into pieces but here we are :’)

i just know this has wasted my luck entirely and im not gonna be getting any four stars for the duration of this gacha. (ToT)

rip all my hopes for white day rui

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

in a colorful palette meeting, probably:

dev 1: alright so ive got a great idea to get players to spend money. let’s call it the “Happiness Package Gacha”!

dev 2: wow that sounds great i’ll pick a suitable four star to advertise it with

what dev 2 came up with:

tsukasa sadly playing the piano screams “happiness” for sure /j

someone PLEASE tell me im not the only one who thought this quest was impossible unless you bought paid crystals

i have literally been playing this game for a year and i did not once think to try and buy one of the shirts offered in the shop :’))))

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