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nobody:

not a soul:

my brain: i have decided today that i am going to sit here and force myself to think about all of the bad things that have ever happened to me

me: ok :)

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if i ever opened up to you i was joking

the only thing you shouldnt touch if its on the ground is butterflies, the oils on your hand can damage the protective layer on their wings!

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

stacey’s dad ♪

is getting really sad ♪

ok but it’s a popsicle. that’s not even one of the options they give.

tag yourself i’m freezie

Young Arthur Weasley is to be Online

Arthur Weasley: “I’ve seen it in at least 3 muggle movies, MOVIES ARE LIKE OUR PICTURES BUT WITH SOUND!.”

“Like this shirt i’m wearing, odd but I love it.”

“give me a second.”

This song is so great

Amy and Jake getting off work and picking up their kids for a play date with Cagney and Lacey and Ava and Nikolaj and Enigma. Imagine how awesome it's gonna be to have all the 99 kids together and playing with each other. While the kids play, the detectives and Gina talk about how much they've missed getting together after work and how much better it is to do with the babies.

THERE’S GONNA BE SO MANY GODDAMN KIDDOS WE LOVE A PROCREATING SQUAD