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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

You don’t need loads of friends. 1 or 2 is about all I could ever handle. I have always looked for other shy people — someone with a band T-shirt from a band I liked — quiet people. Just be yourself. You’re worth having as a friend exactly as you are.

this is sweet.  I love friends, but i only have about one or two.  I would love to have you as a friend.

Reblog this and you all will get the same fucking picture of the same broadway actor in your DMs

Or will you

pls

just looking for a gf who doesn’t want the pickle that comes with her sandwich at lunch and she says here do u want my pickle and gives it to me

Every person who reblogs this will get a nice message in their inbox

Richie and Eddie look so cute in these couple pics 😩😩❤️💞💞💕👀👀👀❤️❤️

since you have read this post you will be told good news tonight. if you reblog this post your best week starts now. if you ignore this post your best week starts now. i just want you to have a good week

The nose is a double barrel snotgun.

Please

Concept: a movie theater that only shows Harry Potter films. The movies will be in 4D. The temperature will drop when dementors are present. Fans will blow on you during quidditch scenes. Enticing smells will be pumped in during feast scenes but don’t worry about feeling hungry because the theater will serve Bertie Botts, treacle tart, drumsticks, butterbeer, chocolate frogs and those tiny little pies that Mrs. Weasley makes. Instead of loyalty cups, you get discounts if you wear a Weasley sweater.

3. you know your only gonna wake up with no bones in the mornin

1. don’t pick up the phone. you know he’s only trying to buy your bones