We Are The Daughters Of The Bajas You Couldnt Blast...

She went on a rant for two days. Delta got her ass together in two tweets.

This song is so great

The nose is a double barrel snotgun.

Jake being the extra dad and going to every one of Maya's ballet recitals and being the loudest clapper, purely because his dad wasn't there for him. He is always hanging her artwork on the fridge to the point he and Amy have bought 32 sets of magnets to hang them all. He makes sure every. single. night. that there are no monsters in her closet or under her bed and proceeds to use his police grade flashlight to interrogate the "monsters" in there. [1/3]

He always has tea parties and dresses up with the tiara. When Maya is feeling sick or sad he invites her into his bed and they watch die hard on repeat until either one is asleep (we all know it’s her fave too). and they eat ice cream together when she has her first heartbreak. and whenever she has boy troubles when she is older, he tells her about his first date with Amy. and how he knew they were going to get married and how he loved Maya so much. And he definitely cried at her wedding [2/2]

HE’S REALLY GOING TO BE THE BEST DAD THAT AMY AND THEIR KIDS COULD POSSIBLY ASK FOR WOW

I just saw this today and…

Reblog this and by the end of the month, I’ll give you a small art of a very very very chubby cat.

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cat bites

heres something fun, earlier today my cat bit me and now there is an inch long piece of my skin that is very swollen and painful and red on my palm.  

after a few minutes of internet research apparently, cat bites are very infectious and I should see a doctor immediately. 

heres the fun part.

its 3:40 in the morning on a Wednesday and everyone in my house is asleep and my hand hurts like hell and I can’t do anything about it for a few hours which is bad because cat bites can destroy tendons because their dumb stupid little teeth inject bacteria into a part of your body and, because their dumb teeth are so little, the wound closes up and seals the bacteria in.  

I have a very painful closed wound on my palm and I can’t do anything about it for like 5 hours.

you know what,,

go crazy (go stupid)

just don’t tweet it at damien

https://youtu.be/EdYENTkWm3w

Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys